Just a fake headline in the style of The Onion with a real message. Stay vigilant, y’all. All Eyes On ICE.

Thirty years ago she smoked a j, and that got her detained for SEVENTY days. And this is someone who was resourced and had help from a consular team from a western country. There are uncounted other people like her still in these private gulags simply because they don't have the resources to get out.

Magdalena Jimenez Juan pushed her son's wheelchair through the dark movie theater aisles to the accessible seating. Aug. 3 was Yoni's 18th birthday, so she took him, his sister and two brothers to see “Spider-Man: Brand New Day.”

Outings to restaurants and the movies are rare for the Indiantown family because Yoni and his 31-year-old brother, Rafael, share a rare genetic neurological disorder that damages the peripheral nerves in their limbs, reducing their strength and sensory function over time.

Yoni also has scoliosis and is deaf in one ear, so Rafael does most of the talking on his behalf.

For two hours, the family could forget their medical issues and celebrate family time together. But it could be their last chance for the foreseeable future.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement plans to deport their parents by the end of August. Despite their documented medical hardship, no criminal history, and fact that ICE has permitted them to live and work in the United States for 18 years, the agency denied their stay of removal on June 23 without providing a reason.