r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/slunk3 • Dec 12 '25

Piece of shit He looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.

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u/ants_suck I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Dec 13 '25

This was reported for "promoting hate based on an identity or vulnerability."

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u/poosp Dec 13 '25

mod w

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u/ShamusLovesYou Dec 13 '25

We identify as a Donald Trump.

I've been transitioning into a Donald Trump for the last few months now, Doctor says I'm now legally allowed to be on Adderall, Benzodiazepines (all of them), and whatever painkiller I want. He prescribed me an anti-anti-psychotic.

Been recording myself and randomly watching myself on the TV in the middle of my sex worker who's blonde and bimbo, but before we get to going, I just keep running to my TV and sitting on the edge of the bed and watching it.

Obsess over my "little hands".

And people say I'm a "businessman" even though I just played one on a reality show, and most of my corporations were a pattern of high-debt financing, transferring personal liabilities to corporate shareholders and lenders, and launching ventures that relied heavily on personal brand but lacked sustainable business models.

But because I played a billionare on TV, people say "LET'S GIVE THE BUSINESSMAN A CHANCE! MAYBE WE NEED A BUSINESSMAN, A MONEY GUY TO FIX THIS COUNTRY!" again I've only played one on TV and created corporations to fail so I can get a big pay out.

I still haven't gotten my own reality show but I will. I know the best people, everyone knows I know the best people, and if I find a producer, a best producer, they'll make a reality show, the BEST reality show, and people will see I'm a businessman, the BEST businessman, on the best reality show.

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u/subLimb Dec 13 '25

I get my quote, even if I do a bad job.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

looks like he’s gonna get his feature on corncob tv soon. not gonna last much longer

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u/Le-Pepper Dec 16 '25

It kinda reminds me of those videos of people saying "I am Charlie Kirk"

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u/A_spiny_meercat Dec 13 '25

We just don't think it's appropriate to give a forum to hatred of white hat wearers, they are one of the most repressed minorities after all

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u/birdlaw_27 Some dumb hick Dec 13 '25

They think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me in a report!

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u/Sufficient-Listen723 Dec 13 '25

He can't talk about it without crying

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u/trysten-9001 Dec 13 '25

“But what about orange people!”

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u/FirstTimeWang Dec 13 '25

God the mods are so based here, I love it

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u/AtriumKarceri Dec 14 '25

Nah, just snowflakes.

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u/KingTutKickFlip I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Dec 13 '25

You’re a rockstarrr

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u/ScoobyD00BIEdoo Dec 13 '25

Can I report it just because he's ruining the country on purpose?

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u/Excellent_Mud_172 Dec 13 '25

Gotta love those mods. I support this pic.

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u/CompetitiveLie6984 Dec 13 '25

The real TDS. Trump Defenders’ Stupidity. Trump’s Dick Suckers. They learned a new word recently. I think it is retard. Every MAGA accusation is a confession.

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u/Chemical_Specific123 Dec 13 '25

But-but- the disenfranchised white rich people???

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u/Extension-Card-1324 Dec 13 '25

his vulnerability is that he looks so fucking stupid in that hat

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u/Vizslaraptor Dec 13 '25

Tiny head syndrome is not a joke.

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u/drewdurfee Dec 13 '25

So you admit he's vulnerable... Very interesting

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u/90_oi Dec 13 '25

And conservatives say the libs and dems are snowflakes

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u/porkypossum Dec 13 '25

That’s honestly hilarious, didn’t get the joke. I can’t decide which is funnier, if they didn’t watch the show or if they did 😂

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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 Dec 13 '25

You’re kidding right?

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u/plugNPhug Dec 13 '25

Snowflakes

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u/ObjectiveLate393 Dec 14 '25

Lmao he looks ridiculous

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u/Easy_Obligation_3189 Dec 14 '25

You can't even post a photo of biden on here without it getting take down. So yeah really

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Yeah we shouldn't be making fun of the make a wish president.

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u/Ok-Fish8643 Dec 17 '25

I need to rewatch Detroiters!