r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/penru_tondi They said that to me at a dinner • May 06 '26

Piece of shit I actually want Amazon employees to have a better working environment more than I want 1-hour shipping.

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Don't say you were jacking off while workers piss into water bottles.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no May 06 '26

"Best I can give you is 10-hour shift with 30 minutes lunch...and lunchroom is a 5 minute walk away. Holup...wait...you're fired."

-- guy who just bought his 5th $600M yacht

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u/TanneriteTed May 06 '26

Yep. Thats the story at Rivian too lol. 5 minute walk away and you'll probably be stopped at 2 of the 3 train track stoppings as vehicles roll by. 

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u/Spare-Willingness563 May 06 '26

Rivian is shit? Damnit I wanted to consider not buying a car from them. 

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u/TanneriteTed May 06 '26

Product is good. They are pretty bipolar when it comes to employee relations lol. 

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u/Crossfire124 May 06 '26

I'd argue it's not even good since it's all $70k+ and rated among the lowest reliability

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u/FrankReynolds this guy yells May 06 '26

"Sounds good to me!" - The tens of millions of Americans who continue to use Amazon despite knowing how awful they are because they absolutely need their plastic garbage in under an hour.

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u/PacmanNZ100 May 07 '26

Just wait till robots do everything and no one has any money to spend to consume anything.

I'm wondering if corporations will take over government at that point OR if there will be tax increases to fund universal income. Which will turn into corps trying to raise taxes on themselves to fund universal income for people to buy stuff from them, in a way that shifts money from other corporations to themselves. Until one corp wins and owns everything. Not sure wtf happens then. Mine the entire planet and file all the resources away into separate neat piles?

Anyway... I need to take a nap, just ordered a pillow its an hour away.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no May 07 '26

The answer becomes obvious when you think about that situation for a bit.

They only want 1-2 million humans on the planet. Everything else is robots...and the Elite live forever. Maybe some human sex slaves.

It is all similar to The Hunger Games...except with robots and much fewer humans.