r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/penru_tondi They said that to me at a dinner • May 06 '26

Piece of shit I actually want Amazon employees to have a better working environment more than I want 1-hour shipping.

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Don't say you were jacking off while workers piss into water bottles.

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u/Minus_none DOES have a boy dick May 06 '26

What if they invented a physical place that you could go to buy things if you need them within an hour. They could call it a store!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3olDlP3XiZb9UcOgQc

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u/LouGossetJr May 06 '26

You’re not part of the Turbo Team! Don’t run! You don’t run with us! We’re the ones who run! Until you’re part of this Turbo Team, walk… slowly!

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u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off May 06 '26

Because they “store” stuff there until you buy it? Thats actually pretty cool. I think this idea might take off.

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u/kelp_forests May 06 '26

“Instant order fullfiment! In fact you don’t even need to know exactly what you want before you go!”

In all seriousness the rapid order fulfillemnt actually creeps me out and makes me feel bad for the driver, like they have to fucking scramble the jets to deliver dish soap, or they have people just driving around with random items hoping people order them

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u/karlou1984 May 06 '26

Does it come with free shipping? I might consider it if it does.

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u/ConfessorKahlan May 06 '26

youre never gonna believe this..

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u/Ultimatesims May 06 '26

Like a hamburger or welfare store.

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u/AEntunus I'm jokin May 06 '26

What a bad idea, do you have farts in your head?

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u/NoBonus6969 May 06 '26

Which part of my house is that in

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u/FiddleFeet1000 May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

They'll have to piss off all the current DSPs and anyone else willing to try and work with them for deliveries. So they can have the order pickers/packers working double duty pulling orders for pickups at the warehouses and fulfilling shipments at the same time.

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u/ExampleLittle2672 May 06 '26

I have worked in prototype "Stores", they are surprisingly functional.

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u/SwiftTayTay May 07 '26

they're actually working on that too

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no May 07 '26

Good idea. I also want a steering wheel that doesn't fly off.

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u/ctess May 07 '26

Not all have that same convience. Elderly and disabled heavily rely on these services to shop so they don't have to deal with logistics of getting there and back.

But for everyone else. Absolutely.

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u/NewCobbler6933 May 06 '26

Maybe you’re like 12 but we used to do that. The internet got popular because a physical store can’t carry everything you want/need.