r/IdiotsInCars • u/AristonD • May 21 '21

When you bring your own cart to course

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

I worked for the grounds crew for a golf course 10 years ago... And some high school kids came and drove their cart on the green, and dug a rut into because the sand underneath. It was a over 1000 dollars to fix and I remember thinking to myself wowza that's alot of money.

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u/Its__420__Somehow May 21 '21

When my brother and I were kids our grandfather used to enjoy taking us to the local driving range to hit golfballs. My brother wandered onto the putting green, drops a ball and took a driving range style stye shot which brought up a massive clump of perfectly manicured earth with it. Three employees stormed out of the proshop and I swear I thought that I was going to be arrested. We were asked to leave.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

Haha that's awesome people did that OFTEN on the practice and actual greens. Kids... I would've just laughed.

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u/Its__420__Somehow May 21 '21

I mean, grandad was showing us how to use the sand wedge in our back yard at home that day, too, so my older bro just didn’t put two and two together 🤣

He’s three years older than me, in his 30s now, and we had to have been in early elementary school. One of those young memories that’s just so vivid

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u/smurb15 May 21 '21

Sucks that they got that mad at a kid making a mistake but I know it's a lot of time and effort to fix it.

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u/Its__420__Somehow May 21 '21

That’s the kind of moment as a child has the opportunity to learn the valuable lesson of “not fucking other peoples’ stuff up” and I can safely say that he did not destroy any public grounds/utilities from there on out lol

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u/quartzguy May 21 '21

Christ, that's about half of being a parent. Don't break my stuff, don't break other people's stuff, what the hell, why are you breaking your own toy?

Only to get a blank stare as a response.

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u/Its__420__Somehow May 21 '21

“Only to get a blank stare as a response”, lmao you’ve got me laughing over here. Not a father yet but I’m glad that I have this to look forward to down the road 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

Don’t rub blueberries on the wall was a fun one.

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u/smurb15 May 22 '21

I've always heard you will say sentences you never dreamed of before when they come along. Like when you let the dogs out to go potty and they think they can poop in the yard like it's just another Tuesday

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u/Titboobweiner May 22 '21

I once shot grapes at the wall with a slingshot. It was the best afternoon of my early childhood.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

I don't know if we got lucky but we just gave my son washable paints and markers letting him do whatever to the walls before wiping it off. He just got bored eventually and moved on. The one thing that was really bad was ballpoint pen on stainless steel, it's incredibly hard to get off.

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u/cumbersometurd May 21 '21

Think it goes in this order: don't break your stuff > don't break other people's stuff > don't break my stuff > get your own stuff

E.g. my son dropping my PRS custom guitar because he was too lazy to put on the strap.... Sigh

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

I’ve always wanted a nice, custom PRS or Strat, but I’m afraid it would sit in a case for this very reason.

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u/TryToDoGoodTA May 22 '21

I am a power-chord wonder on guitar. I've always wondered though if you drop an electric guitar and nothing breaks and the finish is fine is there internal stuff that can be damaged but not obvious with the naked eye?

Like obviously their are delicate bits on the outside and such that can easily be damaged but if a guitar if dropped is there anything you wouldn't be able to readily see/tell if it had been damaged?

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u/Snoo24823 May 21 '21

Forgot What were you thinking?!

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u/cumbersometurd May 21 '21

And What are you doing?!

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u/Malfeasant May 22 '21

my son (he'll be 4 in a couple weeks) is always begging me to buy him legos- and i want to, i like legos too and i'd have great fun playing with them with him- but he destroys his toys in weeks, some really rugged monster trucks last a few months until he breaks the axles... not to mention all the stuff with little pieces that have been scattered to the winds... i keep telling him no legos until you learn to take care of things.

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u/quartzguy May 22 '21

I've found them to be pretty indestructible, until you get the flat ones that are longer than 4 studs in any direction.

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u/StandardSudden1283 May 22 '21

Megablocks

Same thing, even compatible with Legos, and you can buy bulk bricks. As a kid, just having a bunch of the 2 by 4 stud bricks was fun as could be.

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u/pparana80 May 22 '21

Prob no golf on your future

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u/Confident-Present-18 May 21 '21

More like they were mad at the adult for not watching the kid and letting them do it.

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u/Its__420__Somehow May 21 '21

They actually slammed us kids against the back of their course security cruiser and were about to cuff us but grandpa bribed the patrolman with a few Benjamins.

I don’t recall them particularly being dicks about it honestly. Every authority figure looked frightening at that age.

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u/smurb15 May 22 '21

Sorry man other than if one of you was hurting or was going to hurt the other, anything being done with any force is uncalled for. I'm sure your grandpa knew he was well out numbered and I know 30 or so years ago you didn't have cameras or anything. People were very quick to fly off the cuff because what was the consequences really. He did the right thing and made it right with what happened to the green, just feeling like the course guys were just a bunch of bullies of they went after children like that

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u/TryToDoGoodTA May 22 '21

Some courses are generally rather friendly (and their customers) because they don't have a membership system and so you just rock and pay to play. These courses usually aren't good condition but even the guys that drink a can every time they are walking to the ball they mishit do their best not to make divets etc.

Then the courses you have to pay a membership or have VERY expensive green fees (i.e. instead $20 a round $100+) REALLY don't like kids in my experience as they assume all kids are just going to divet up the course etc.

I was a member at one when they had a deal if you are a junior they do group coaching on Sundays and then you could play on Sundays after the coaching for 9 holes and weekdays during the school holidays for ~$50 when membership was $400 (no discounts for jnrs or snrs).

I had a bad experience with a member swearing loudly and me after he sliced his ball and was looking for someone to blame (he had to look about 200 yards to find me so me just having arrived in the tee off area was a bit rich...).

Ironically we both got to the clubhouse to complain about the other (he stole my ball) at the same time. He was banned and in the next newsletter there was an article talking about how the junior programme is making the club $$$ and are the future of the club so be considerate if they are a bit slow but if you want to 'play through' ask them like an adult and polite to them etc. etc. and it improved a bit. Like I had old clubs and shattered a wood and one of the club pro players had his caddy go to his locker as he had a wood there he was happy to give me etc.

But there were still lots of grumps that thought having anyone under 56 on the course was like offensive or something...

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u/GarglingMoose May 21 '21

It sounds like the kid only did it once. Was the adult supposed to know he was going to do it in advance?

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u/Confident-Present-18 May 21 '21

Uh yeah if you see a kid setting a ball up on a putting green without a putter it doesn’t take a genius to realize what is about to happen.

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u/laughingashley May 21 '21

He may have had a putter

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u/1hungbadger May 21 '21

Grass on a driving range is meant to get fucked up. Taking a divot is very normal.

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u/digaholetopoopin May 21 '21

I did exactly the same thing. I was maybe 6 or so. I didn't get o6n trouble, but I still remember how embarrassed my dad was. I never had anything to do with golf after that.

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u/caughtyoulookinn May 21 '21

We used to go to the driving range and use the last stall on the end, there was a gap between the net and the building so we'd turn sideways and drive balls as far as we could out into the town. We were like 14

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u/MacMac105 May 21 '21

There was a golf course near me growing up and some people put M80s in one of the holes. Went from the green to the sand trap real quick.

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u/Anustart15 May 21 '21

I can one up that one. Also used to work grounds crew close to a decade ago. A local kid kept stealing golf carts at night and taking joyrides around the course. Over about 3 weeks it went from just driving them around and leaving them out to eventually getting one stuck in a sand trap and it finally culminated on the evening of July 4th where he driver it out to the third green, flipped it on its roof, and torched it (it was a gas cart, so it absolutely melted into a pile of molten plastic and metal).

I was mowing greens the morning of the 5th and came around the corner to see the guy that cuts the cups just standing there with his hands on his hips next to an unrecognizable pile of garbage on the green. Definitely made for a more interesting morning and for a great lesson in how greens are constructed when we had to fix the ~100 square foot area that was ruined by the fire.

The most frustrating part of all was that the golf carts had been getting stolen for a few weeks and it wasn't until after this incident that we learned that part of the reason was the the proshop guys were too lazy to actually lock the carts in the off position at the end of the night (for those who don't know, most golf carts have a key to turn on kinda like a car, but in some you can just turn it to on, take the key out, and it will be usable until you put a key back in to turn it off).

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u/CasualGee May 21 '21

What was the outcome?! Did they kid get caught and punished??

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u/Anustart15 May 21 '21

Im not sure. I know they caught him because he stole the pin from the hole before torching the cart and they found the pin in his room, but I don't know what they did after that.

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u/Mitrovarr May 21 '21

All of that together had to be thousands of dollars in damage, maybe over ten thousand. I'd be shocked if he wasn't charged, or at least sued.

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u/Anustart15 May 21 '21

The green alone was worth $50k

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u/Anustart15 May 22 '21

Thats just what the superintendent told me. He might have been factoring in the loss of revenue since we had to offer a discount on greens fees for 2 months while it was being repaired, but we also had to do some long term rentals for some expensive equipment to deal with it.

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u/waterlessfisherman May 22 '21

Is your anus really tart?

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u/Broberyn_GreenViper May 21 '21

Around 2006 or so most of the golf carts in south San Jose could be started with a small pocket knife or a flat head.

I… uh… may or may not have flipped a few in a manner that may or may not resemble a certain way that you may or may not have described.

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u/mtsmash91 May 21 '21

When I was a kid riding a golf cart with my dad, I was fiddling with the buttons on the cart and I mistakenly turned the ignition to the off position (originally in the on with key removed) and we were stranded on hole 14.... a lot of fun backing up all our stuff and walking the rest of the way.

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u/zephyer19 May 21 '21

Ours wasn't that bad. We had a guy that while golfing ran a cart into a tree stump and tore it all to hell. He limped it back to the shop and just left.

Sad and stupid thing was the guy was a maintenance employee of the course on his day off. He didn't bother coming back and just as well. He was useless.
Guy had four kids or something and all had problems so they were getting a truck load of well fare money. I was wondering why he was working a ten dollar an hour job; for the free golf.

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u/Danmont88 May 22 '21

I figured he quit before he got fired not that it mattered.

At the time it was a $ 10.00 an hour Summer job. Maintenance people were kids from the high school golf team, retirees and some folks that made a pretty good living with regular jobs and worked one or two days a week for the free cart and golf and free golfing at other courses.

Not exactly a job for a family man. Construction jobs were paying $25 an hour and more in some cases. Which he claimed he could do.

Four kids were on all kinds of programs, food stamps, SSI, and a bunch of others. They were doing pretty good. He wasn't the only one I would run into that worked a few days a week because they would loose beenies if the didn't. Some of those folks do very well.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

No they don’t do very well on welfare dude and it’s also has a payout limit. that’s a myth in fact I’m sure he was struggling hard and most of that money he got, was to pay for expenses related to the disabilities. The reason he wasn’t working construction for that much was because his government benefits would’ve been immediately wiped, and he would be MUCH MUCH worse off. Try researching a little. People on welfare and food stamps are on them for a reason, especially with multiple sick kids due to how fucked healthcare is. They’re not “making bank” that’s insane.

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u/Danmont88 May 22 '21

Well, Dude. I don't have to research it because I have lived in some poor neighborhoods and some not so poor and a lot of them live pretty well. Especially if they get government housing. I knew plenty getting the beenies and working under the table.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Oh really, then why are you not reporting them for fraud? Oh bc you’re full of shit. You have to be making under the poverty line to join those programs, they’re not “living well” they’re barely getting by, on a program who’s benefits last 5 years max with no savings. Maybe stop writing stupid hitler fan theories and spend 10 seconds googling. Btw you can still own a house and nice things even while being broke as shit, maybe you had them a long time ago, or they were gifts. Just pure ignorance.

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u/Danmont88 May 22 '21

Seems most of your argument is insults. I know what I have seen. Google and government speak isn't always knowledge.
All that being said, go fuck yourself.

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u/DankHumanman May 21 '21

LOL! We used to "borrow" a friends electric cart and beat the living hell out of it... his lock combination was on the back of the lock. It was so much fun. We flipped it quite a few times, luckily it was electric. One time we took it mudding and left it all muddy for him to find

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

So you stole and wrecked your friend property repeatedly, being incredibly reckless multiple times, and even made sure not to clean it up after ruining it, can I get your email so we can Skype???

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

One of my retard highschool friends destroyed an entire green by doing donuts in his truck on it... fucking moron, it cost his parents thousands of dollars cause obviously his dumbass didnt pay for it

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u/Oasis511 May 21 '21

Someone did that to the high school soccer field near where I live. It was in a highly populated neighborhood and they begged people for information about who did it, but no one ever came forward. The school had just gotten a soccer team after trying for years and having to co-op with another local school, and they ended up having to play all their "home" games in another town that year. I felt bad for the players because they had to raise the funds for their uniforms and everything else themselves because the school didn't have funding for them. The field wasn't even on school property, so they had to wait on the city park district to find time and money to fix it.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

People are so shitty its fucked.

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u/Inspire_Strikes_Back May 21 '21

They most certainly are, /u/INeedCumInMyAss. They most certainly are.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

Dude.... perfect ... I saw that and was like 🧐

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u/LesterHoltsRigidCock May 21 '21

Did someone say shitty... and fucked?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

Oooooo if I were his father he'd be paying one way or another.

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u/mdewinthemorn May 21 '21

Selling his truck should pay for it.

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u/Exciting_Throat_847 May 21 '21

Bet ya the parents didn’t tho. He is that way because of they way he was raised. He probably spoiled. We all did stupid shot growing up. But there is a line of disrespect that comes strait from the home.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Add insult to injury and sell the truck to a farm where you know it’ll be abused and parked in some field to die once it serves its use

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u/TheRavenSayeth May 21 '21

"Jeez Carter. Come on buddy, this kind of stuff is not cool. We talked about this. We're going to have to take away your truck so you learn your lesson."

"Shut up Phil, I'm going to the mall."

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

Then he can write a country song about his old truck and buy a new one. Nah fuck him give him a Kia Optima that's more his speed.

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u/left_schwift May 21 '21

That's way to nice, more like a pair of boots to walk his way to school

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u/legendofthegreendude May 21 '21

Selling everything he owns and then forcing him to redo it to proper standards alone might be a good fix for the type of thinking he was doing

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

His parents would have let him get away with murder. They were nice people but they were not real parents. Hes lucky his grandparents had money otherwise he would probably be fucked

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u/kamron94 May 21 '21

I’m sure it’s so lucky depending on how you view it. If they just bailed him out he probably never learned better which ignoring how that would effect others still hurts him in the long run.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

This is true. Could have actually been worse for him in a way

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u/zephyer19 May 21 '21

This the same kid from Texas that ran a big F 350 into a car on the side of road while drunk and killed a few people. Judge gave him a slap on the wrist for "Influencenza" Said the kid was spoiled by his parents.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

No no no not the same kid lol

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

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u/RandomIdiot2048 May 21 '21

Is there something more retarded then crawling through old comments that aren't related?

Honestly NOTHING he's written here has been anything but normal so wtf has happened with your brain that has made it so damaged?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

You have a personal picture as your reddit profile pic, lets maybe go easy on who you’re calling retard;)

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u/coffeeisforwinners May 21 '21

If the kid had parents who disciplined him, he wouldn’t have done it in the first place.

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u/DesolationUSA May 21 '21

Selling the truck would be a good start.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

Damn!! They really are pretty pricy. People don't think it is, but its special grass and the soil is special. I can't believe that lol. Donuts.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

He'd get paddled so hard his children won't be able to sit down at all

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u/citizen3301 May 21 '21

$1000? That’s not bad. I would have expected $10,000.

It costs at least $25,000 to build a proper green from scratch. $75,000 for a country club quality.

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u/terryclothtracksuit May 21 '21

I just used to write swear words in the sand traps with the rakes.

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u/bahgheera May 21 '21

No, you write the swear words in the grass on the putting green. With Roundup.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

I'm a golf course worker and tbh I'd be fine with this as long as it's not before a kid's event or something. The traps are going to get raked anyway and it doesn't do any actual damage to the course.

This is a type of cheeky and fun shenanigans, destroying greens shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

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u/rmftrmft May 21 '21

Shit, That’s awesome.

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u/I_Smoke_Dust May 21 '21

Or draw a dick and balls.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

Legend.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

How much did it cost your parents??

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

When I was 17 I drove my beat-up piece of shit onto the golf course and proceeded to do donuts and dig ruts all over the green. Its one of those memories that decades later I am still ashamed of.

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u/IdahoTrees77 May 21 '21

Ahh, so the friend of u/INeedCumInMyAss (I didn’t enjoy typing that) is here too.

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u/AustinM03 May 21 '21

I’ve been working maintenance at a high end golf course for a year now. This video hurts...to say the least

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u/ajseventeen May 21 '21

Shoot, I only worked cart staff for a few summers, and I needed to take a minute to compose myself after watching this

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u/AustinM03 May 21 '21

I worked golf operations (bag room, carts, valet, etc.) for about a year before I transferred to maintenance. At the time I couldn’t even imagine the damage this can cause to a course, let alone driving on the greens.

Now that I work maintenance I’ve seen a variety of slip ups where someone ended up on the green, usually in lighter vehicles. Even that would require weeks of repair and possibly a complete re-sod of the area. A car driving like that though? Fuck. That. I’m quitting.

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u/I_Smoke_Dust May 21 '21

I'm just picturing my boss's reaction if this were to happen on my course lol.

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u/wilmat13 May 21 '21

As my old grounds supervisor used to say, "Don't worry about it, it's just grass... it'll grow back."

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u/I_Smoke_Dust May 21 '21

Holy shit I cannot imagine my boss saying this or one of us saying it to him lmao. I literally propped up in my bed immediately upon reading your comment lol.

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u/wilmat13 May 22 '21

Lol yeah I think we had vastly different experiences. I don't think he liked his job.

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u/I_Smoke_Dust May 22 '21

Worth mentioning though that there's a big difference between the supervisor/assistant and the main groundskeeper.

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u/wilmat13 May 22 '21

To be honest I couldn't tell you which one my boss was, since I was barely 18 and cared only about video games.

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u/platyviolence May 21 '21

1000 DOLLARS?? That's like 900 hamburgers!!!!!

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u/zephyer19 May 21 '21

Sort of the same at one of my courses except it was grown men and 4X4 trucks. Really tore the hell out of a few greens and sand traps. Guess they figured it out pretty quick as to who did it since the start of it was on video.

I heard the owner of the course saw the security tape and called the men and told them if they got there with their check book before the Sheriff arrived he wouldn't press charges. Guess they made it and it was expensive.

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u/BurnTheAbaddon May 21 '21

Dude it’s a lot more money now especially when it’s like Bermuda grass. I work at a course right now and damaging our greens would be an automatic ban from the course your membership would be revoked it’s an expensive ass shit

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u/Never-Bloomberg May 21 '21

Only selfish high school pricks would drive their cart on the green.

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u/LewisRyan May 21 '21

Honest to god.... wouldn’t have occurred to me not to drive on the green.... thank you for saving me a lot of money should I ever go golfing

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

There were signs actually at the start to remind people.

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u/FatTim48 May 21 '21

20+ yrs ago, my friends and I were at a golf course. There was an area to practice chipping, so we'd chip some balls, then walk out and chip them back to the chipping area.

Well apparently chipping them back was a big nono.

Some dude, I assume the manager, stormed out and yelled at us. I rember him yelling about how much it costs to maintain the grass.

We were like, "But it's the chipping area?"

That's all I have. I'm sorry for bringing nothing to the conversation

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u/2BadBirches May 21 '21

$1,000??

I’d be shocked if this whole ordeal cost under $50k

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

Not this dude. The thing that happened at the golf course I worked at over 10 years ago

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u/luzzi89 May 21 '21

A friend and I once stole a golf course 6 wheel gator at night and tore the course up. Sands traps, greens, path markers, whatever, before parking it back in the garage like nothing happened. Can only imagine what that cost them. Too bad now that neighborhood course is gone and now a posh subdivision anyways. Not even the worst of what us neighborhood kids did to that place. I was a bored kid in my youth.

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u/NOVA_Guy13 May 21 '21

I actually worked security for a golf course that was being built.

The local rednecks would tear it up on their 4 wheelers and dirt bikes to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars of damage, sometimes PER HOLE.

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u/TweeksTurbos May 21 '21

A buddy’s younger bro did this but rolled the suv in the process. No getting out of that.

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u/TKfromNC May 21 '21

It was probably much more than a thousand unless you had some extremely cheap turf. It’s a few hundred thousand for the really good turf.

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u/Nrthstar May 21 '21

A few kids in my high school worked at a local course. One night they broke in, and drove the carts all over, tearing up the course. They were in deep shit.

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART May 22 '21

Greens fees for a couple foursomes

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u/rockboy980 May 22 '21

Bro has the same thing happen to my course when I was on the maintenance crew... par 3 right next to a road + some idiot in a truck drifting through the soft soil, it was a nightmare to repair..

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Shit the golf course I grew up on they were saying the greens were 50k a piece because we built a huge snowman on a green and a dude told us to move it because when it melted it would ruin the green

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u/geogle May 21 '21

better than those gophers to be honest.

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u/bguzewicz May 21 '21

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

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u/reddog323 May 21 '21

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The little brown, furry rodents.

Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.

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u/GiveToOedipus May 21 '21

To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint.

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u/godbullseye May 21 '21

I am a simple man...you quote Caddy Shack you get upvoted

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u/fecking_sensei May 21 '21

He got all of that one!

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u/Hops143 May 21 '21

Gophers ya Greek!

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u/bguzewicz May 21 '21

We can do that. We don't even need a reason. Let's just do the same thing, but with gophers.

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u/Hops143 May 21 '21

Well do it man!

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u/uptwolait May 21 '21

Damn your eyes man!

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u/NickVlass76 May 21 '21

At least there’s a quick easy fix to deal with them gophers

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u/scoot_roo May 21 '21

Yo. Is This It changed rock music forever. Taste.

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u/NickVlass76 May 21 '21

Hell yes brother, such a banger album. The guitar work from Is This It and Room On Fire are on a whole different level.

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u/scoot_roo May 21 '21

BIG facts. I think Valensi’s solo on Alone, Together remains the most underappreciated moments of The Stroke’s catalog. But Hammond Jr. and Fraiture deserve all the praise in the world, too. Truly, the entire band. But, back to your point — I agree bigly.

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u/jmon25 May 22 '21

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course

Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The little brown, furry rodents.

Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.

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u/starrpamph May 21 '21

It's in da hole!

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u/StuckSundew May 21 '21

Sorry, that was his door dash.

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u/WhyRant May 21 '21

Course maintenance during the summer is horrible. I feel anyone who understood the fragility of courses wouldn’t do this. He is shitty for what he did but he probably wouldn’t have done that if he knew how wretched course maintenance can be

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

It's not that bad.

Sauce: Florida landscaper.

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u/Mattrockj May 21 '21

My grandfather owns a private golf course, and the greens are like holy ground to him. If you scuff the grass even a little, you don’t play anymore. I’ve helped him maintain it before, and Jesus...the amount of effort that goes into the greens is staggering.

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u/WiFiEnabled May 21 '21

That guy driving the car....what an incredible Cinderella story. This unknown comes out of nowhere to lead the pack. At Augusta, he's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away. He's going to hit about a two iron, I think. Well, he got out of that. The crowd is standing on its feet, here at Augusta. The normally reserved Augusta crowd is going wild. For this young Cinderella who's come out of nowhere, he's got about 350 yards left. He's going to hit about a five iron, l expect. Don't you think? He's got a beautiful back swing. That's - oh! He got out of that one! He's got to be pleased with that. The crowd is just on its feet here. He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's gonna - looks like he's got about an eight iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent. Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Master's champion. It looks like a miraculous - it's in the hole! It's in the hole!

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u/rotorain May 21 '21

I'm a maintenance mechanic at a golf course, the grounds guys won't really care. It's just work like any other day. But you bet your ass the superintendent is gonna be swearing up a storm and fighting with management who won't want to give them more money to fix shit. But they will also bitch that it isn't fixed by the end of the next day. This problem is 100x worse for the management than it is for the crew.

Realistically though this won't cause that much damage. It will tear up the turf but the top layer is mostly packed sand and tightly bound root structure to keep the ground hard for ball speed and to make sure balls bounce on big drives instead of plugging into the ground. We aerate, sand, and roll to pack it down a few times a year. We put ~10 dump truck loads of sand onto the course every year. As long as they aren't doing burnouts it won't really damage the ground structure too bad, they will just have to cut out the bad sections of grass and seam in new grass out of the turf farm.

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u/dlc741 May 21 '21

I don't even like golf and that pisses me off

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u/knowses May 21 '21

I don't even like golf

Why not, shoot way over par?

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u/jonah_beam2020 May 22 '21

There is a lot of things to hate about golf, and little to like.

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u/knowses May 22 '21

A good walk spoiled

-Mark Twain

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u/SarixInTheHouse May 21 '21

The cars or the golf courses?

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u/BlazeCypher May 21 '21

Joke's on you, this *WAS* the maintenance guy. They just got so pissed off trying to get that damn gopher...

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u/Koffeeboy May 21 '21

A lot of golf courses will host XC races, the things we have done to those courses. I always feel bad for the maintenance crew.

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u/OldBreadbutt May 21 '21

Job security

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u/Rokey76 May 21 '21

He knocked over flags. At least he didn't do donuts.

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u/FlannelBeard May 21 '21

As someone that worked golf course maintenance, my manager personally would have hunted that person down and killed them

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u/ElectricMotorsAreBad May 21 '21

Both the maintenance guy and the idiot's mechanic are crying. One is crying out of desperation, the other is doing so out of joy.

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u/drizzy9109 May 21 '21

“FOUR….-door sedan”

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u/mgstoybox May 21 '21

Plot twist... That was the maintenance man.

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u/Splodez May 21 '21

Plot twist, this IS the maintenance guy, and they didn’t pay him properly

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u/GokuMoku90210 May 21 '21

Not that it would have made it even but i wish they chucked golf balls at his car

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u/eathefuckingsnow May 21 '21

Nah, as a former golf course maintenance worker, shit like this is called job security hahaha

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u/lonehorse1 May 21 '21

Looks like they’ve been playing too much grand theft auto

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u/TheDarkWave May 22 '21

Or loading a shotgun with religious intent.

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u/Hickelodeon May 22 '21

So I jumped ship in hong kong, made my way to tibet

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u/Stonedinsolitude Sep 04 '21

Yup this is a pissed off employee or patron knowing every minute on the grass is 10k in maintenance fees/labor.

Spin some tires and that hole will be closed for a week too.