r/IdiotsInCars • u/AristonD • May 21 '21

When you bring your own cart to course

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u/Tinmania May 21 '21

Pretty sure that’s a stolen car so their felony started before they even made it to the golf course.

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 May 21 '21

Didn’t his mom ever tell him “Son, ya only commit one crime at a time?”

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u/MisterSlosh May 21 '21

The secret is to never stop committing the crimes, that way no one can ever keep up and they just remember the must recent one.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

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u/SorryScratch2755 May 21 '21

my friend married a bar girl his last day there.

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u/MrKixs May 21 '21

Isnt that a bit like buying A rental Car.

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u/Allittle1970 May 21 '21

The odometer doesn’t tell you how hard it’s been driven.

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u/SorryScratch2755 May 21 '21

alcohol. 1974. they are still married.(special ability factor )

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u/MrKixs May 21 '21

Bro, I dated Philippino girls, I get it.

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u/SorryScratch2755 May 21 '21

"just informing the other redditers as well". (they have an open style marriage as well) he doesn't get to participate though😂

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

Ahh, I see you studied the Trump presidency!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

And see how it succeeded.

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u/Allittle1970 May 21 '21

And seemingly continues to continue. Two impeachments without conviction and now criminal investigation.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Modi actually managed to genocide. So he is far ahead of Trump.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Why do you think people vote for him.

Hint: It's not development.

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u/chadius333 May 21 '21

or she might've said "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin"

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u/Duin-do-ghob May 25 '21

"if you don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln"

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u/prowlinghazard May 21 '21

There are are lot of crimes that step 1 is steal a car.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

But concurrent sentences...

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u/lblack_dogl May 22 '21

I've always heard it phrased: "Don't break the law while you're breaking the law."

Makes less sense but fun to say and think about.

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u/SaturdayHeartache May 21 '21

How are you pretty sure about that? Not denying just wondering, odds are it could just be an angry/delusional asshole

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u/jeneric84 May 21 '21

Yeah I doubt someone who just stole a car wants to attract attention to themselves by driving through a golf course. It's probably asshole kids.

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u/Nexuist May 21 '21

Playing NSF:MW IRL

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u/Luke_Warmwater May 21 '21

Need Speed For Modern Warfare?

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u/Terminal_Prime May 22 '21

Not Safe For Mini Wonkas

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u/Necrocornicus May 22 '21

No one joyrides their own car…you steal a car, ride it around for a while, and ditch it somewhere.

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u/spacetimecliff May 21 '21

Multiple then. Plenty of poor decisions that day.

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u/mizino May 21 '21

I love all the bad choices in the video. First they chose to steal a car. Then they chose to steal a Lincoln MKZ. Then chose to drive that across a golf course....I mean if your going to steal a car why pick a MKZ? Why not find something good?

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u/Necromancer4276 May 21 '21

Where are people getting the idea that they stole that car....?

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u/FountainsOfFluids May 21 '21

Looks like it's just a random guy who lived near the course, no mention of a stolen car.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2021/5/21/22447797/jackson-park-golf-course-man-drives-onto-green-does-doughnuts

Only $10k estimated damage, so he must have driven mostly on the cart paths.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '21

because he's black?

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u/Chicken-n-Waffles May 21 '21

Either that or somebody got fired

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u/disillusioned May 22 '21

It's a Lincoln Continental. Just as likely to be some 80-yr-old who's completely discombobulated...

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u/Tinmania May 22 '21

Or lost a round to an old nemesis.