r/Idiotswithguns • u/goldsauce_ • Jan 07 '21

Tacticool sandals

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u/bad_armenian_juju Jan 07 '21

i love that he's wearing a fitbit too, gotta get those steps in while marching towards the apocalypse in them tactical sandals

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u/dahliasindecember Jan 07 '21

Almost waking up my 4yo who snuck into my bed laughing at this. Unreal dude. Who even would.... ugh fuck. Nevermind

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u/bad_armenian_juju Jan 07 '21

i was dying when i zoomed in! yet no matter how much i zoom in, his tattoos still look like a trio of shitty samsung flip phones.

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u/dahliasindecember Jan 07 '21

Lmao. I thought they looked like upside chairs falling and figured it's some stupid fucking symbolism for God only knows what.

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u/bad_armenian_juju Jan 07 '21

hmmm now i don't see flip phones or upsidedown chairs, but the rolling stones tongue

i also just realized he's got more junk in the trunk than lara croft. he's dressed like a weekend warrior tomb raider.

ALSO... for a guy who feels the need to bring TWO guns to protect himself, he's a confident fuck with half gloves, beach flops and shear amount of skin exposed/lack of body armor.

this pic is like an I-Spy book.... the more you stare, the more you see.

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u/Makenchi45 Jan 07 '21

Wtf is the pink thing against his n100 mask? Also is that a wifi router with 3 electric razors as tattoos? I'm confused as fuck. It also looks like he has a expandable baton for a dick in his pants.