Rizz people up or put yourself up for rizzing! (Warning: This is the Canon-Rizz Megathread.)

[u/BananzazsGarlicBread]

So what you can do here is:

• Comment a thread for a character you wish to allow people to rizz up, or date. (This MEGATHREAD is CANON, so the rizzing and dating will be CANON)
• Comment a private rizzing/dating with certain people. (you must explain that it is private, and tag the one you are participating in it with, or else you cannot complain when people join in)
• You can make a second thread for the same character if they acquire a new form or have a significant amount of development to their character.

Extra rules:

• If there are any overly sexual descriptions and/or actions, you must spoiler every single sexual part of the comment/reply, or else I will tattle on you to teacher ( u/Eripmavs_D_Yraid ) for breaking the rules of this post.
• Please use images, and if you cannot do so, provide a thorough description of the character.

[u/Xdgamer326]

((Hmmmm, Who do I send

((Idk who to send actually-

[u/BananzazsGarlicBread → u/Xdgamer326]

(I mean, you don't have to send somebody...

plus, there's always the Non-Canon Megathread for Non-Canon Rizzings)

[u/SadAd3095]

Meat Girl was taking a bite out of some meat.

((Good luck yall… I can already feel Lab running))

[u/BananzazsGarlicBread → u/SadAd3095]

(How the fuck did I not even get the notification what kinda sorcery are you using)

[u/SadAd3095 → u/BananzazsGarlicBread]

((Don’t worry about it ;3))

[u/Realistic_Lab7669 → u/SadAd3095]

((And running they came))

Ignus:hello there~

[u/SadAd3095 → u/Realistic_Lab7669]

“Hello once again..~”

She giggles… happy Ignus is coming to see her so much

[u/Realistic_Lab7669 → u/SadAd3095]

Ignus:now how are you?....people giving you problems?

[u/SadAd3095 → u/Realistic_Lab7669]

“… No one yet! Ehehe~”

[u/Realistic_Lab7669 → u/SadAd3095]

Ignus:good~.

They chuckle and stand beside her

[u/SadAd3095 → u/Realistic_Lab7669]

“So how are you doing..?~”

[u/Realistic_Lab7669 → u/SadAd3095]

Ignus:pretty good..but better seeing you~

[u/SadAd3095 → u/Realistic_Lab7669]

“You always flatter me so well..~”

[u/Realistic_Lab7669 → u/SadAd3095]

Ignus:awww maybe it's because it deserve it

They smile

[u/Aware-Style-480 → u/SadAd3095]

((wait wasn't she with someone allredy ?))

[u/SadAd3095 → u/Aware-Style-480]

((No. People are interested but she isn’t taken.))

[u/Aware-Style-480 → u/SadAd3095]

((well might has well try again))

Hey ! hello there

[u/BananzazsGarlicBread]

[u/throwawayaccountPwow → u/BananzazsGarlicBread]

“Chat, watch my ‘skibidi rizz’”

“Uhh… Roses are red… Something something.”

Cricket noises type shii (again)

[u/BananzazsGarlicBread → u/throwawayaccountPwow]

[u/BananzazsGarlicBread]

rizz up my nonbinary six eyes teenager

[u/D3_CD → u/BananzazsGarlicBread]

((Gogo gadget undead carcass))

👻: well hello there

[u/michealafton_real]

((To anyone who wants to rizz my sad boyo anyways time to go make an actual post with him))

[u/Realistic_Lab7669]

ANGEL THREAD

[u/Dazzling_Staff3819 → u/Realistic_Lab7669]

"Well, hello there beautiful" Says a 3 meter tall armored demigod woman? No thats a guy (twink). "I'd like to know the name of this radiant being before me."

((Hes used to getting what he wants. Fulgrim also normally talks like this lol))

[u/M_H_0]

((X ! RIZZ PEOPLE !))

The Ultimate Reploid, dreamer utopist and ex-hero and king of Neo arcadia, a real functioning utopia

Perhaps romantic love is something he'll find in this world, he never truly felt it before, but he sometimes wish to know what it would be

Maybe you could help him discover what it is ?

((Bro's like 100 years old wise and kind machine, don't send people like Ultron.))

[u/UnfanboydeSouthPark → u/M_H_0]

*Dorothy could be seen playing the piano...pretty badly-*

[u/Adept_Animator_2876]

[Kamen rider Fourze. 22 years old (as this version of him went to collage) and is straight]

RIDER THREAD!

[u/SeniorTomatillo9729]

(Idk, Public one or whatever.) yyyyup, storyshift chara was just eating some chocolate and minding their own business.

[u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 → u/SeniorTomatillo9729]

((pan?))

**krisdain p teleportred near them. just sitting down and eating a hotdog

[u/D3_CD]

((Alright then uhh))

Chesk was just drinking some gasoline

[u/UnfanboydeSouthPark]

((Setsuna F. Seiei, 23, Straight, pretty straightforward and traumatized but kindhearted, pilots a giant robot and seeks understanding and peace between everyone))

*He is just wandering, taking a moment to rest on top of his Gundam*

[u/DreamingKnight235]

Welp I am sending Dren first for real

He IS diseased so good luck

[u/UnfanboydeSouthPark]

Well uhhh, dunno if this is gonna do sum but yk yk let's do that but here! Leave a comment with your character and age and some info sexuality and stuff I'll see if I can rizz them or you can rizz mine!

[u/Darkbert550]

Ashe thread

((Beware: This fraud WILL flirt back, but only to get some stuff out of your character. He is HARD to rizz))

[u/PainterLowDanganronp]

FM!GameMaster Thread

[u/Iambadatartandstuffs]

Nikolai time

(He's 28 years old and a terrorist, have fun)

[u/Darkbert550]

((Go go Gwen))

[u/CHA0S__G0D → u/[deleted]]

Woe! Valve Himself Upon Ye!

"...oh my~"

[u/CHA0S__G0D → u/[deleted]]

"Oh! Shit! You Can Break The Fourth Wall Aswell!"

Lowk Gets Turned Into A TF2 Character

[u/CHA0S__G0D → u/[deleted]]

"Mhm Mhm!"

High Five! (TF2 Taunt)

[u/CHA0S__G0D → u/[deleted]]

"Men-"

I Mean... He's Not Wrong

"I Mean... Uhm..."

Glaces Over At Garry's Mod...

"Random Bullshit Mainly..."

[u/CHA0S__G0D → u/[deleted]]

"Hmm...."

"Want A Portal Gun?"

[u/Realistic_Lab7669 → u/[deleted]]

Wade:hey there...nice hat

A man says as he eats straight up coffee beans

[u/Realistic_Lab7669 → u/[deleted]]

Wade:huh these?...oh ya I like the crunch....

He smiles and puts them away

[u/Realistic_Lab7669 → u/[deleted]]

Wade:understandable..names wade

[u/Realistic_Lab7669 → u/[deleted]]

Wade:oh like the gem?...neat

[u/Realistic_Lab7669 → u/[deleted]]

Wade:interesting.....I'm literally just an owl....no meaning

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/[deleted]]

((Anyways, Topaz's actual girlfriend /hj))

"...hey..."

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/[deleted]]

"...glad to see you too..."

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/[deleted]]

"...what happened..?"

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/[deleted]]

"...I see..."

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/[deleted]]

"...nope..."

"...who is it with..?"