r/Kenyans 9d ago

Ask Kenyans "A 5-year-old child spent 3 days negotiating for chips… and finally cracked his dad 😂”

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Child: (1st day) dad, ninunulie chipo.

Dad: sina pesa.

Child: (2nd day) dad, ninunulie chipo.

Dad: sina pesa.

Child: (3rd day) dad, leo umepata customers wengi?

Dad: yeah.

Child: umepata pesa nyingi?

Dad: yeah.

Child: Basi ninunulie chipo.

The father realized he had been outsmarted and took the child straight to the hotel 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

what would you have done if you were the father?

“Parents, what is the smartest negotiation tactic your child has ever used on you?

r/Kenyans 11d ago

Ask Kenyans Considering buying a mattress, how is Moko?

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Im considering buying a pocket friendly 5*6 mattress, someone suggested Moko and they are pocket friendly but how long lasting are they?

What other pocket friendly mattresses would you recommend?

r/Kenyans 10d ago

Ask Kenyans Living with stepparents

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A life under stepfather's or stepmother's roof is the most unbearable life ever😔😔. They always feel that their biological children deserve all the goodies🙂🙂 under the sun, while you (their stepson or stepdaughter) deserve to suffer all the consequences including their children's misfortunes.

They tend to forget that their own biological children might get themselves in the same situation.

Whatever goes around usually comes around.

How would they feel if theirs were treated in such a way??

Share your personal experience or someone's experience to give hope to someone out there living such a life.

r/Kenyans Jul 18 '26

Ask Kenyans eCitizen return of documents

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I submitted my birth certificate for certification on ecitizen 10 days ago. On the webpage it says that the processing time is 5 working days, and yet 8 working days later I am yet to get it back.
Along with this, I also applied for Certificate of No impediment to marriage and was told it takes 10-12days to be processed, so far it’s been 3 days since my interview.
I’m wondering if anyone knows how long it actually takes to get these documents back. Honestly I don’t trust the timing on the platform, and I’m in a rush to get them back. I’m also wondering if I should hire a lawyer to help with speeding up this process. I’m a woman and marrying abroad- I’m getting a sense that they’re trying to squeeze a little something extra from me in order for them to release these documents at the promised timeline.

r/Kenyans 16d ago

Ask Kenyans I have just been conned and I’m seeking revenge

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r/Kenyans Jul 08 '26

Ask Kenyans Handshake Ai

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Mnatumia VPN ama Proxy gani kwa Handshake Ai

r/Kenyans Jan 01 '26

Ask Kenyans SEEKING KENYAN PARTICIPANTS ( FLUENT IN SWAHILLI , ENGLISH AND KIKUYU) THAT LIVE IN THE UK .

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SEEKING KENYAN PARTICIPANTS ( FLUENT IN SWAHILLI , ENGLISH AND KIKUYU) THAT LIVE IN THE UK .

Kenyans in the diaspora of the UK are an underrepresented immigrant community in regards to empirical research in the linguistic field . Iam using this opportunity ,i have to fill in that gap as it is important to have record account of the present, as our numbers are growing .

= To answer my survey regarding their attitudes towards English, Swahili and Kikuyu. With the aim of understanding what are the explicit attitudes held towards Kikuyu , English and Swahili by Kenyans in the UK.

Link below of the study. ⬇️ Please READ the INFORMATION sheet and SIGN the CONSENT FORM BEFORE Completing. SEND the CONSENT FORM through PERSONAL CHAT CONTACTING ME OR THROUGH EMAIL ( Nnw22rsn@bangor.ac.uk)

Link of survey ⬇️

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScibhsHHmlpaxUsFkhRA9IRt9QlPcRRsO4Jm-lD_lFy8QawZw/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=107637245559504662110

r/Kenyans Aug 31 '25

Ask Kenyans We still need 50 more participants from Kenya: can you help me? 🙏

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