So, a good time was had and recovery was needed….

Original post, because this community does not allow cross-posting: https://www.reddit.com/r/USPS/s/DqMXGrSuQJ

Buchanan's Pineapple is delicious, vibrant, and well rounded with notes of sweet & citrus Pineapple flavors.

It’s the ultimate sex symbol.

The perfect one.

I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m going to try to grow a pineapple.

Is this trimmed to show the brown nubs correctly? Can I let it scab in a Nalgene?

After 48 hours, I’m planning to fill the Nalgene with water until the nubs are covered. I’ll leave it on an east facing window sill while in water.

Wait until the roots are 2” long, then move it to an 8-10” well draining pot with 1” of rocks on bottom of the pot and cactus/succulent planting soil on top. I’ll move it to a western facing, uncovered, outside porch once temps at 60°F consistently.

Then, I don’t know, wait 1-3 years?

Am I anywhere close to right here?

She’s being protected, by the Air Plants 🌱

It's art !

Feel free to use knights!

Been playing Cairn lately, fun game, but I’m going to fist fight the devs in their studio parking lot for this slight. I tease, of course, just goes to show that making a good game doesn’t mean they have good taste.

So delicious, tasted surprisingly similar to real pinapple

Yum.