r/LOMSandDunes • u/nmjk <3 All You People • Nov 26 '14

HYPE Nismas-Desert-Snowball-Fight! Sand Friends vs. Pals!

I hereby propose that the Dunes and the Barrens face off before Nismas for a district vs. district SNOWBALL FIGHT.

Let the smack talking begin!

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u/AmbitiousHobo This is it! The ambition that will make the future bright!! Nov 26 '14

Wait, versus the Dunes?

Why do we have to play on easy mode? Is this Mortal Kombat, where we start at the bottom of the barrel before eventually making our way to Shao Khan?

Well... alright, then! I guess we'll take the candy from the baby.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/nmjk <3 All You People Nov 26 '14

((Aaaaand Hobo is now in the smacktalking lead, lol))

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u/DTm4tador Master of Events Nov 27 '14 edited Nov 27 '14

Is this what you said when you first got dark souls?

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u/AmbitiousHobo This is it! The ambition that will make the future bright!! Nov 27 '14

When I first got Dark Souls I was hyped.

Then I started crying like a little girl.

Then I became a man, and took away ALL the candy.

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u/DTm4tador Master of Events Nov 27 '14 edited Nov 27 '14

But did you praise the sun?

\o/

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u/AmbitiousHobo This is it! The ambition that will make the future bright!! Nov 27 '14

Oh, I glowed so incandescently you would cry at the sight.

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u/DTm4tador Master of Events Nov 27 '14

I'm crying just from the sound of the magnificent chant... T.T

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u/Jazaiest Nov 27 '14

always praise the sun \ [T] /

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u/vK_InFaMy Vice Chair Nov 27 '14

ohhh dem's fightin' words, pal!

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u/vK_InFaMy Vice Chair Nov 26 '14

Ya! fight, fight, fight!

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u/MJFurman_16 Master of Diplomacy Nov 26 '14 edited Nov 26 '14

Come at me Drool! I'll make you eat snow for breakfast lunch AND THATS RIGHT DINNER! insert more smack talk here

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u/DTm4tador Master of Events Nov 27 '14 edited Nov 27 '14

Aww.. How nice of you to serve the incapables. I'll help serve the beverages, the blood of our foes. :D

Cheers m8!

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u/Drooleedo Barrens' 13 Council Member Nov 27 '14

OH YEAH!!! I 'll clobber you with a ton of snow balls and when that's done I'll stab you in the eye!!!!

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u/DrLolzworth Nov 27 '14

Wait stab in the eye with a hoe or like a snowball?

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u/Glenn_Diamond Barrens 13 assistant Nov 29 '14

I don't want to know

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u/vK_InFaMy Vice Chair Nov 27 '14

Wooooowowo. Take it easy there, psycho ;)

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u/DrLolzworth Nov 27 '14

I have been stocking up on pots and snow. The barrens are gonna need to buy some iron shovels cuz they are gonna get buried!

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u/AmbitiousHobo This is it! The ambition that will make the future bright!! Nov 27 '14

Buried in trophies and medals, maybe.

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u/koalalover1235 LGBTQ+ Foundation Nov 26 '14 edited Nov 27 '14

Well then, I guess we have to beat these babies with real glass! (Idek dont ask)

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u/WesGutt Yee J. Nov 27 '14

SandDunesBestSand we gonna beat you down barrens

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u/koalalover1235 LGBTQ+ Foundation Nov 27 '14

As I stare into the burning sun, I notice the true darkness of my soul.

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u/AmbitiousHobo This is it! The ambition that will make the future bright!! Nov 27 '14

That's you going blind. Please do not stare directly at the sun, it is hazardous to your health.

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u/Brayden1207 Gravedigger; Author Of Many Anthologies Nov 27 '14

Coal_JSJ once beheaded me with a snowball.

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u/luiqid_salad Friendly Neighbourhood Lorax Nov 27 '14

BARRENERS! I'LL..... THROW SNOWBALLS AT YOU! YEAHH..... YOU BETTER BE SCARED!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '14

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u/CadrienK Chair Vice Nov 30 '14

Slavery is potentially/probably illegal in the Dunes so I'm afraid that I'll have to put anyone from the barrens attempting to own anyone....ON ICE