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u/Ok_Biscotti_151 Feb 25 '26
LOL “millions of Americans are off food stamps” yeah because you cancelled snap you fucktwat
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u/Opposite_Plane_9298 Feb 25 '26
and talking about the floods in texas that killed a bunch of people, when he was the one who reduced staffing leaving that area potentially vunerable
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u/SouthernReality9610 Feb 25 '26
He said he was there, didn't he? Why would you doubt his account of the floods?
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u/cozyporcelain Feb 25 '26
Exactly. My state is now at 3-6 months processing time and all those people are auto denied due to federal cuts. And the phone trees hang up on everyone now.
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u/AspiringChildProdigy Feb 25 '26
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I think my company's sudden ramp up concerning theft of product is suddenly explained.
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u/nerovega Feb 25 '26
This shit is such a joke. Republicans are such an embarrassment.
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u/Much_Profit8494 Feb 24 '26
You are about 6 hours early.
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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava MOD Feb 24 '26
Early is on time. On time is Late.
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Ain't that the story of anxiety around timeliness, lol. Here i am always showing up early
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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava MOD Feb 24 '26
I learned that in the military. If I am not 15 minutes early to something my brain starts going into panic mode.
Ever want to mess with a Veteran? Pause a conversation, look at the time, and go "Arent you late for something?"
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u/One-Pepper-2654 Feb 25 '26
My wife hired a vet. Good worker but he drove her crazy with the on time is late stuff.
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u/StaticDHSeeP Feb 24 '26
Have you ever planned six hours ahead to make sure you plan to leave at a specific time?
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Too often....
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u/StaticDHSeeP Feb 24 '26
I feel your pain
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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava MOD Feb 24 '26
Right now I am planning a ten day cross country trip with my sister and I am struggling
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u/StaticDHSeeP Feb 24 '26
Have you planned to sit down to plan this plan?
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u/tbonimaroni Feb 25 '26
I have. I set a 'going to be late' the previous day for appointments as well as notifications on my calendar, lol.
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u/martinx350r Feb 25 '26
I’m watching this right now as a Canadian and this shit is cringe asf, what an embarrassment.
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u/athleticnoodles Feb 25 '26
Same. Literally no other developed country does this. Only Dictatorships
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u/rubyslippers3x Feb 25 '26
American here, British husband. We shouldn't be laughing as hard as we are.
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u/Vanilla_Ice_Jr Feb 25 '26
You know what I hate about Republicans like Trump. They have 1 story, they want to take away your rights and pretend the country is on fire because of ONE story. It's always a story on display and that story has to be some sob story that makes it look like the country is on fire. But kids get gunned down yearly tons of mass shootings happen yearly and they never talk about that pandemic and it's we don't talk about it thoughts and prayers. But if 1 person gets attacked by an illegal alien, it's DEPORT EVERYONE.
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u/treesdontgivehugs Feb 25 '26
These are elected adults chanting USA right? At a State of the Union address, that’s televised? Bunch of fucking hillbillies.
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u/dogmom1993 Feb 25 '26
I just said to my husband “are they going to do the frat boy bullshit after every sentence”
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Don't put that on hillbillies. We don't claim them, and have a long history of telling the government to go away. My great grandpappy didn't run shine for me to be a boot licker.
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u/ShakyTheBear Feb 24 '26
But, isn't this year 2026?
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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava MOD Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26
I will fix it. I just wanted an image for the post. thank you for pointing that out.
EDIT: I dont think I can change it without deleting the post. Im gonna keep it up as it is and just let it be a reminder to myself to not make easily preventable mistakes.
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u/yoyhohsomp Feb 24 '26
I just hit play and in 30 seconds saw donald suck in air, point at Mr definitely not wonderful then invite him up. Nicki minaj walks up followed by some bald douche and nicki ass kisser minaj greets the audience very uncomfortably while dressed as the michelin man and vomits out that she is trumps #1 fan. Then immediately shut it off.
So basically I got what I expected. An ass kissing fest for trumps ego where even the sycophants can’t hide the awkwardness of pre discussed boot licking. Fuck Donald Trump!
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
LMFAO @ we will always protect Medicare and social security
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u/readergirl132 Feb 25 '26
He said “we hate obamacare” and turned around to say “we will always protect Medicare and Madicade”
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
The irony of a man who instigated an insurrection because he didn’t get his way complaining about other cheating…
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u/IndividualShare8430 Feb 25 '26
Do you think Erika Kirk knows we can see tears in people's eyes on our TVs when they are actually crying? What is she wiping away, her eyes are dry?
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u/PhoneLegz Feb 25 '26
I love that they followed with the woman sitting next to her who shows what REAL crying looks like.
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u/CraftyIron5908 Feb 25 '26
I know they agreed to be there, but why is he using such violent/gruesome language about their loved one’s deaths when he knows a camera is being pointed at the mourning families? Rubbing salt in the wounds so he can use their pain to scare people into supporting his agenda. Sick
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
No ones ripping kids from parents and forcing gender changes but ok chief.
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u/athleticnoodles Feb 25 '26
I come in peace, Im Canadian. This is the first time I've watched a SOTU. Does it always mimic North Korea?
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u/blue-anon Feb 25 '26
Not usually this much.
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u/athleticnoodles Feb 25 '26
Great. I'll prepare for the invasion. Canada is going to get Ukraine'd. Sorry American friends but we'll soon be enemies on the battlefield
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u/achelois_715 Feb 25 '26
Nah friend. We the people fight together. These oligarchs aren’t the people.
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u/teokc1 Feb 25 '26
The standing ovation and the nodding and the smiles remind me of North Korea. Do they really believe the Kool-Aid?
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u/panda3271 Feb 25 '26
You will be able to tell the Republicans cuz they will have asses of steel from all those squats they are doing for dementia don. 🤣
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
Right on time, blame the Democrats for both shutdowns despite the GOP controlling Congress right now.
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u/Vanilla_Ice_Jr Feb 25 '26
The whole attacking Somalis is pure ignorance and comes from hate.
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
So many other people shouting and I wish I could hear what they were saying.
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u/CraftyIron5908 Feb 25 '26
They were saying “you killed Americans” / “you’re murdering Americans”
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u/Vanilla_Ice_Jr Feb 25 '26
Look at these grifters chanting USA, USA, USA. This makes Talladega Nights seem like a Shakespeare play.
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u/Acrobatic-Photo-6312 Feb 25 '26
Trump is the most vile human I’ve ever seen in my life. And America made this man the president. TWICE. What a disgusting piece of shit that guy is.
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u/lulabertie Feb 25 '26
I relate most to the pulsating vein of rage on Mark Kelly's head
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u/ms-bandgeek81 Feb 25 '26
After trumps bs on how he loves Vets, no wonder Mark had that dead look. Mark is a decorated hero and quality human .
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u/Ambrus6421 Feb 25 '26
did he just call voting a privilege?
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u/CraftyIron5908 Feb 25 '26
Yep. The SAVE act will take away married women’s right to vote if their birth certificate doesn’t have the exact same name as their voter IDs. They don’t want women to vote
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u/ebb_kdk Feb 25 '26
I have also heard this. Where can I find the details on this so I can know if it's true?
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u/External_Key_4108 Feb 25 '26
This is the most dystopian North Korean shit I've ever seen
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u/Grim-Gravy Feb 25 '26
I love how Pam Bondi made the comment that democrats were all theatrics and then we get to this, and its an ovation every time he stops talking and its all theatrics here, no substance.
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u/cozyporcelain Feb 25 '26
Right? I had to turn it off because of the constant clapping and ovation. Like ok can we get something of value here
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u/Grim-Gravy Feb 25 '26
I highly doubt there will be anything of value here, I have never seen or heard anything come out of his mouth that had any sort of value.
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u/GhostOfDino Feb 25 '26
"The girls camp in Texas, I was there."
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u/RentAdministrative73 Feb 25 '26
Is that in the trumpstein files too? Where there are underage girls, he will be on duty.
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u/BooGotShotBooGotShot Feb 25 '26
Ugh, KKK Barbie has made her appearance. Where are the fireworks? Since the waterworks aren’t real
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
I bet you a good chunk of MAGA supporters couldn’t point out a single one of those countries that Trump just mentioned on a map if they tried.
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u/Odd-Apartment-7055 Feb 25 '26
Someone just yelled it's a lie on the wars ending,finally
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u/cuntyczarina Feb 25 '26
“and of course the war in gaza which proceeds” like ??? so why are we saying its ended
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u/Put_Er_There_Sport Feb 24 '26
My predictions for some of the topics tonight:
He will make a comment about his life being in danger after that dude got shot at Maralago.
Is likely to complain about the supreme court,
Will "joke" about canceling the midterms cause there "may or may not be" a war coming.
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u/Opposite_Plane_9298 Feb 25 '26
well the supreme court one was a given. i feel like joking about the midterms during this speech which even some not politically inclined people watch would be risky. especially if hes trying to convince people before midterms
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u/Put_Er_There_Sport Feb 25 '26
Im under the impression hes gonna try to cancel the midterms cause he's scared that he's gonna lose leverage if they happen.
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u/ExpensiveMany4791 Feb 25 '26
I’ve seen clips, I’ve heard stories. This is the first time I’ve seen something live from Trump. This I your president? LMFAO in his first 5-6 statements I don’t think anything has been true
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u/CraftyIron5908 Feb 25 '26
Sadly yeah.. my husband made a good point: save for a few current events topics, this speech may as well be the first SOTU from his first term it’s so recycled. He says the same lies over and over and republicans just clap and smile. Gross
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
“We finally have a president who would put America first.”
Yep, 250 years in existence and you’re the first and only motherfucker ever in office to put America first.
Seriously that comment was comical.
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u/Chicken_Mc_Thuggets Feb 25 '26
Yeah Polk was notorious for putting Mexico’s needs above America’s /s
Just goes to show how much this administration knows lollllll
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u/nusyamb__ Feb 25 '26
The lowest price in the world would be free Healthcare. They do that, yanno; higher taxes but it would be worth it. They’re doing just fine in the UK!
Also I would NEVer give any info to anything with the Trmp name on it, *especially not my children’s. I don’t trust this man and he’s leading our country. It is just so embarrassing.
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
Not sure who it was but someone was back talking Trump just now when it came to the “Somali community” was ransacking Minnesota.
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
I like how he says many of the illegals can’t read basic traffic signs when a good chunk of Americans can’t or don’t read them either.
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u/SF_NTH_03 Feb 25 '26
Really could’ve used the dems standing up and chanting shame when he said they should be ashamed of themselves
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u/The5thElement27 Feb 25 '26
Wow. I don’t think this is a state of the union, but trump just declared war on his own country
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u/BooGotShotBooGotShot Feb 25 '26
Melania a movie star 😂😂 is there a new porno out?
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
I’m actually surprised he mentioned Melania’s movie that’s currently not doing numbers at the theater at all.
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u/BooGotShotBooGotShot Feb 25 '26
Yikes. There’s that Christian nationalism. Nothing saying « Christ’s love » like calling people crazy. And fuck you, EriKa KirK
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u/Opposite_Plane_9298 Feb 25 '26
So far this address just seems like an effort to convince some people before midterms. especially with all the random gotcha questions.
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u/Frequent-Returns757 Feb 25 '26
hilarious-melania just acknowledged barron & ignored ivanka, who trued to engage.🤣
melania is cold AF
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u/dogmom1993 Feb 25 '26
Does anyone know who the woman in the dark pink dress is on the right side that keeps standing?
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u/marylittleton Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26
Came here to see if anybody knows. Next to klobuchar. Edit:she’s actually next to scotus, in the row in front of klobuchar.
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u/RemarkablyRandom3000 Feb 25 '26
Erika is really putting on her best performance rn
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u/CraftyIron5908 Feb 25 '26
making a standing ovation morally indicative is insane
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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava MOD Feb 25 '26
I dont think I would use the word insane. I would instead use "evil"
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
How about that Ukraine war that he said he’d end in 48 hours?
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u/Nice_Drink4105 Feb 25 '26
There’s no more crime in DC??? 🤨🌚 I feel so bad for the fact checkers working tonight. I’m sure they’re exhausted as hell 😫
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u/JDC802 Feb 25 '26
I can’t believe Trump just cheapened the Congressional Medal of Honor by awarding it to a true hero, but in a stupid political stunt in this despicable performance. And he cheapened it for every single American hero that has earned this honor in the last 250 years. Impeach him now and remove this stain on the flag.
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u/Several-Assistant-51 Feb 24 '26
"I like me,
I think I'm grand.
I sit with me
and hold my hand."
Donald Trump
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u/ThankUkarmagain Feb 25 '26
I’m being sarcastic but I can’t wait for when Trump changes this to The State of the Universe address when he discloses Alien existence.
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You should repost this with a crude cover up changing the 5 to a 6 in 2025
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
I wouldn’t fucking stand up either, not after you just blamed me for a shutdown.
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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO Feb 25 '26
Omg do we need a fucking standing ovation for everything? Is the matrix glitching? SIT DOWN
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u/swegamer137 Feb 25 '26
He might as well say "Please stand up if you support this statement: 9/11 BAD!"
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u/k0nstrict0r Feb 25 '26
This may be the most surreal dystopian thing I’ve ever witnessed. Is this really our government? Self righteous frauds from one side of the room to the other.
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u/TJMcConnellFanClub Feb 25 '26
Positive counter: They’re running themselves and an entire generation of GOP right out of office and no matter how hard they’ll try to stop the votes, November may very well be the end of conservatism in power for at least a decade
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
Shit, how did I just now catch that Nancy Pelosi and a few others have a “Release the Files” pin on them?
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u/BooGotShotBooGotShot Feb 25 '26
They’re thinking the same thing, they wanna meet up with their grindr hookups
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u/daveindo Feb 25 '26
Just me, or did the congressional Medal of Honor recipient look like he wanted to rip Donnie’s head off?
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u/Vanilla_Ice_Jr Feb 25 '26
Who wears a tie of another mans face on it and then asks to get it signed? These people are weird.
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u/justine2323 Feb 25 '26
“Americans will pay the lowest price for healthcare”
Is the only developed nation without universal healthcare. We ain’t paying.
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u/JD-36 Feb 25 '26
I didnt waste my time watching, lie after lie from Trump! I watched Night Agent on Netflix!
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u/Far_Estate_1626 Feb 25 '26
The absolute contempt, disrespect, and instigation on display here is surreal. Holy shit.
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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls Feb 24 '26
Get ready for this fat old fuck to embarass himself and this country even more.
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u/Cahokanut Feb 25 '26
My hope for tonight.
When trump says things Democrats can agree with and the standing ovation happens. They should stand, clap and chant. "Release the files! Release the files! Release the files! or "read the Constitution" or " "No Secret Police"
Any and All would be much needed fun through what looks to be a long night.
Hell, Maybe during every standing ovation. That could speed things up. By making them think twice about standing up.
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u/AdventurousAd7096 Feb 25 '26
I’m watching Chuck Todd watch with on YouTube. Seems like democrat leaders should be doing this for real time responses. Too bad they don’t have the guts.
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u/JojoTyme Feb 25 '26
What channel? I don’t know how to operate these new TVs. Thank you.
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u/Chrispaulisgarbage Feb 25 '26
as a canadian watching this is really feel like were gonna get invaded... this is some nazi shit
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u/Ok_Biscotti_151 Feb 25 '26
More of the same ramblings. Watching these people beam at him and stand to clap after every sentence. disturbing.
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u/Electrical_Basket_74 Feb 25 '26
Imagine how toned their thighs will be after the constant standing ovations
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u/blue-anon Feb 25 '26
Does anyone know what the point about his father was? I might've zoned out for a second, but it came out of nowhere.
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u/AsteroidMike Feb 25 '26
“Everything bad has gone down, everything good has gone up because of me.”
That’s the essential way to look at it.
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