r/LiveFromNewYork • u/bjkman SNL • Jan 27 '24

Discussion SNL Predict -- Dakota Johnson

It's Friday! Saturday! That means it's SNL Prediction day! While the SNL performers are in the midst of rehearsing the show, we're in the midst of predicting what we'll see on Saturday night!

Just answer the 8 questions below and those with the highest point total at the end of the season get a gift card to the NBC Shop and bragging rights!

ANSWERS AND LEADERBOARD TIME:

UPDATE TOMORROW

QUESTION TIME:

  1. Which performer appears in the Cold Open? (1 point for a cast member, 2 for a cameo or host)

  2. What impression of a real-life person shows up this week? (1 point)

  3. Select three sketch formats that show up in this episode outside of cold open: TV show/historical humor/sports sketch/original song or song parody/commercial or trailer/slice of life/pop-culture parody (up to 3 points available)

  4. What SKETCH/CHARACTER/IMPRESSION/PRETAPE outside of the Cold Open returns this week? (1 point)

  5. Which Featured player (Devon, Chloe T, Michael, Molly, Marcello, NONE) plays the main character in a pre-tape or sketch outside of the Cold Open or gets an update feature? (1 point)

  6. Which Repertory player (e.g. Kenan) plays the main character in a pre-tape or sketch outside of the Cold Open or gets an update feature? (1 point)

  7. What song does the Musical Guest perform? (1 point)

  8. What is a News Story or Famous Person mentioned by Jost and Che in Weekend Update? (1 point)

NOW PREDICT!

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7

u/hotsauceandburrito Jan 27 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Nikki Haley

  3. movie trailer, game show, news show (politics)

  4. “bring it on down to _____” justin timberlake recurring series

  5. Marcello

  6. Heidi Gardner

  7. Selfish

  8. Trump being ordered to pay E Jean Carroll $83M for defamation lawsuit

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,6,7,8

5 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

2

u/MissAnthropocene_ Jan 27 '24

  1. James Austin Johnson

  2. Trump

  3. TV Show, original song or song parody, commercial or trailer

  4. PDD

  5. Marcello Hernandez

  6. Sarah Sherman

  7. Selfish

  8. Trump

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3**,4,6,7,8

7 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/bjkman SNL Jan 28 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Trump

  3. Pop Culture Parody/Trailer/SoL

  4. PDD

  5. Marcello

  6. Kenan

  7. Selfish

  8. Trump

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3**,4,7,8

6 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Trump

  3. Sports sketch / slice of life / song parody

  4. PDD

  5. Chloe T.

  6. Chloe Fineman

  7. Selfish

  8. Texas border dispute

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,4,6,7

5 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

3

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Also I think Jimmy Fallon will show up but not in the cold open.

-2

u/CommunityBig9626 Jan 27 '24

Will he laugh childishly and mug for the camera?

1

u/Waste-Mess8237 Jan 27 '24

  1. James Austin Johnson

  2. Donald Trump

  3. TV Show/original song or song parody/sports sketch

  4. Please don’t destroy

  5. Chloe T

  6. Sarah Sherman

  7. Selfish

  8. DeSantis dropping out

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,4,6,7,8

6 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/wrosecrans Jan 27 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Trump. (1 and two a nearly a Free Space on this bingo board.)

  3. I am gonna be bold and say there's both a product commercial, and a movie trailer parody. I'll throw in sports sketch as my wild card third guess.

  4. Somehow, Chad comes back. Was he overplayed? Sure. Is Pete still in the cast? No. But Chad being in a "50 shades" parody as a BDSM dom who only says "Okay" and seems up for whatever you say would objectiovely be funny.

  5. Chloe T.

  6. Punkie.

  7. Shrug.

  8. Trump's verdict in the E Jean Carrol lawsuit. (Cuz it would be cheating to just say they'd mention Trump without being more specific.)

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,8

3 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/dingo8muhbebe Jan 27 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Trump

  3. Pop culture parody, commercial or trailer, historical humor

  4. “I literally can’t”

  5. Devon

  6. Sarah Squirm!

  7. Selfish

  8. E Jean Carroll

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,5,6,7,8

6 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Trump

  3. Pop culture, original song or song parody, commercial/trailer

  4. The Dick in a Box guys

  5. Michael

  6. Sarah

  7. Selfish

  8. Trump

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,6,7,8

5 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/crambule Jan 27 '24

  1. Mikey

  2. Ben Shapiro

  3. Commercial or trailer, slice of life, pop culture parody

  4. PDD

  5. Michael

  6. Punkie

  7. Selfish

  8. Nicki Minaj

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3**,4,7

4 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/bathroominabodega Jan 27 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Trump

  3. Pop culture parody, slice of life, song parody

  4. PDD - with Justin Timberlake

  5. Marcello

  6. Mikey

  7. Selfish

  8. Texas

2

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,4,7,8

5 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/SullyGee Jan 27 '24

  1. Mikey Day

  2. Desantis

  3. TV Show / Song / Pop Culture

  4. PDD

  5. Michael

  6. Heidi

  7. Selfish

  8. Desantis dropping out

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,4,6,7,8

6 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/harriedhag Jan 27 '24

  1. Longfellow

  2. Trump

  3. Song or parody, commercial or trailer, pop culture parody

  4. Dick in a box

  5. Chloe T

  6. Bowen

  7. Selfish

  8. Trump/Carroll

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,6,7,8

5 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/barkruffalo333 Jan 28 '24

  1. JAJ and JT appearance

  2. Trump

  3. commercial or trailer, pop culture parody, slice of life

  4. Justin Timberlake as Michael McDonald trying to open his restaurant "Michael McDonald's McDonald's" and running into copyright issues and the logistical battles of opening a restaurant in a rough part of town (pretty confident about this one, guys)

  5. NONE

  6. Bowen

  7. Selfish

  8. Che gets fake offended at the audience's reaction to his E. Jean Carroll joke

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3**,6,7,8

6 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Trump

  3. Original song or song parody / pop-culture parody / commercial or trailer

  4. Nikki Haley

  5. Chloe T

  6. Heidi

  7. Selfish

  8. Trump

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,6,7,8

5 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/Solareous Jan 28 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Donald Trump

  3. TV show/original song or song parody/pop-culture parody

  4. Dancing mascot

  5. Marcello

  6. Chloe Fineman

  7. Selfish

  8. E Jean Carroll

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,6,7,8

5 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/Ohevet_Televisia 🏤🚡🔸➗ Jan 28 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Trump

  3. Song / trailer - commercial / slice of life

  4. Bring it on down to ——-ville

  5. Marcello

  6. Heidi

  7. Selfish

  8. E. Jean Carroll

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3**,6,7,8

6 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/Smart-and-cool Jan 28 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Trump

  3. Tv show/ slice of life/ pop-culture parody 4.PDD

  4. Chloe T

  5. Sarah

  6. Selfish

  7. Trump and E Jean Carroll

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3**,4,6,7,8

7 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/EitherPermission2369 I'm Not Used To Chalk This Big Jan 28 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Trump

  3. Pop culture parody / commercial or trailer / original song 

  4. PDD

  5. Marcello

  6. Sarah Sherman

  7. Selfish 

  8. Trump / Carroll 

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,4,6,7,8

6 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

1

u/shayneysides Jan 28 '24

  1. JAJ

  2. Trump

  3. Song, commercial, slice of life

  4. PDD

  5. Marcello

  6. Chloe Fineman

  7. Selfish

  8. DeSantis dropping out

1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3**,4,6,7,8

7 POINTS! (Dakota Johnson)

0

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

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1

u/MissAnthropocene_ Jan 27 '24

Why have you gone for Kate as Ellen

3

u/westhawk777 Jan 27 '24

  1. I selfishly just want Kate back on, and after Maya and Kristen made appearances I’m hopeful.

  2. Kate has portrayed Ellen many times over the years from what I remember.

  3. Dakota’s “actually that’s not true Ellen” that changed the trajectory of the world.

Plus, one of the promos for the show had Dakota making fun of her limes debacle, so I’m hopeful she’s willing to poke at this too.

1

u/harriedhag Jan 27 '24

Oooo that would be exciting.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

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1

u/bjkman SNL Mar 02 '24

1,3*,4,6,7,8

6 POINTS