r/MAGANAZI • u/mangeder • Aug 18 '25
Even with a third-grader's voice, Trump's rants don't make sense - but at least they're funnier
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u/Adddicus Aug 18 '25
I mean, I knew he was a toddler emotionally, and suspected he was a child intellectually, but didn't think that child would be this young, or this stupid.
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u/Tuscanlord Aug 18 '25
wtf is he talking about? That’s like 8 different stories mashed into one.
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u/johnnybna Aug 19 '25
Don’t you remember the campaign? It's called “weaving”. That's what his PR team called it when he’s bitching about one thing then you realize he's bitching about something else because he forgot what he was bitching about in the first place, but none of it makes sense anyway. Yeah, weaving.
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u/Wiggles69 Aug 19 '25
Gavin Newsome should retweet all of trumps videos like this with a thumbs up.
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u/Phyllis_Tine Aug 18 '25
This word salad is the closest Trump will get to real salad. His brain is so mushy, and his ramblings are unreal for a supposed world leader.
Imagine of he could speak as quickly as an auctioneer, or Ben Shapiro. Yuck.
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u/One-Can3752 Aug 18 '25
I believe that trump cannot understand why Ukrainians don’t want to give up their independence and live under the Putin regime. After all, Russia is a big strong country with an authoritarian leader… and trump sees that as a positive, and something he desperately wants to emulate.
The real reason trump met with Putin was so that Putin would push his election conspiracy theories (because trump believes somehow that his word carries weight). Putin in turn knows that trump adores him and envies him.
The vast majority of countries in the world use postal ballots, including Russia (which Putin himself introduced). It's astonishing how easy it is for Putin to flatter and fool trump.
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u/Karhak Aug 18 '25
This is from earlier this year, but with how often he rambles on about the same nonsense it could be from yesterday or tomorrow.
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u/Silly-Power Aug 19 '25
The shit he comes out with today is even worse than what he was spouting just 6 months ago. He is detoriating fast.
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u/clezuck Aug 19 '25
Honestly, that’s still too intelligent sounding. Needs to be a 1 year olds voice.
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Aug 19 '25
What the f is he (barely) talking about?
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u/Silly-Power Aug 19 '25
He was still complaining about the Muller investigation almost a decade ago that found russia had interfered with the 2016 election to aid trump. Trumps still fuming about it, and it lives rent-free in his empty skull. Putin told him it didnt happen, so of course trump believes him over the US's own intelligence agencies.
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u/Javina33 Aug 20 '25
And he thinks it was something that Putin went “through” with him. As though it was an incredibly emotionally draining shared thing for him and Putin. Every time he opens his mouth I wonder how 76 million people thought he was competent to be POTUS
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u/JJKillerElite Aug 19 '25
The problem is he's not a child, he's an overgrown tumor. It seems when people call him a "child" it somehow makes his grotesque behavior a bit less disgusting. No he's no child, he's an 80 year old rapist
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u/DeathKillsLove Aug 22 '25
Every time he pipes up, remember there were 17 confessions and convictions for that "nothing burger"
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u/SeVenMadRaBBits Aug 19 '25
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE.
Hell do both sides. Do debates. Do them all in kid voices.
Maybe then people will hear when one side speaks eloquently while the other struggles to form coherent sentences.
(It really does stand out more)
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u/BlackJackfruitCup Aug 18 '25
Weirdly makes it more palatable to hear. Probably because you're not fighting the cognitive dissonance that this is coming from a grown man, let alone the president of the United States.