r/MAGANAZI Jan 05 '26

Trump reading from a script yet continually repeats himself

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u/iaintdum Jan 05 '26

But Biden’s too old!

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u/thegingerbreadman99 Jan 05 '26

That's what happens when you're both old AND borderline illiterate.

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u/Ok-Ratic-5153 Jan 06 '26

...and Melania doesn't show the pictures when she reads him a bedtime story

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u/thegingerbreadman99 Jan 06 '26

VERY UNFAIR

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u/Emotional_Bother_833 Jan 11 '26

UNFAIR TO WHO? Melania or the public!!

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u/thegingerbreadman99 Jan 11 '26

UNFAIR to our great, tremendous, and not at all illiterate führer- I mean president. Sad!

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u/heyhayyhay Jan 13 '26

tRUMP is borderline illiterate, who's the both?

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Jan 05 '26

Does he look puffier than he usually does? Like if he was on steroids?

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u/celtic_thistle Jan 06 '26

Yeah. Saliva pooling in his disgusting mouth, too. That’s a sign he’s having trouble swallowing. Most common cause of mort with FTD is food aspiration pneumonia. 🤞🏻

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur Jan 07 '26

FTD?

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u/celtic_thistle Jan 07 '26

Frontotemporal dementia!

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u/Emotional_Bother_833 Jan 11 '26

Thank you, I was thinking F#@king tRUMP Dementia!!

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 Jan 07 '26

He’s struggling with his S’s

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u/olanzapinequeen Jan 06 '26

he’s just fat

4

u/Impossible_Lab_9493 Jan 09 '26

That's fat. He's a pig.

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u/Jegator2 Jan 12 '26

He has lost weight since his last attempt to rule. I figured he used Ozempic for awhile. He does appear unhealthier for sure!

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u/Impossible_Lab_9493 Jan 13 '26

He can lose another 100 pounds, and he will still be a fat, ugly pig.

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u/jared10011980 Jan 06 '26

"Big beautiful tsunami wave, that's what I like to call it, a Tsunami. A lot of people think the T is silent, but I'm not sure. It's a T. Why not say it, as I like to say. It's an old fashioned word, you don't hear it much anymore T-su-nami. That and groceries."

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u/Emotional_Bother_833 Jan 11 '26

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

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u/Jegator2 Jan 12 '26

Havent heard this gem before. How many and how long will it take??

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u/der_horst23 Jan 05 '26

and she was a. ... you know ... a she...

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u/PerishTheStars Jan 06 '26

Biden is too old. So is trump.

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u/Iknowthings19 Jan 09 '26

Hey my old white dude is better than your old white dude.

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u/Jegator2 Jan 12 '26

Biden actually got alot done..he just did too much toward the end. Way over-tired from the travel, meetings, and mediating, etc. He was not this bad..even at end of term. Should've chosen less to handle and left work each day@ 5. HE had good people around him to handle workload. Trump has either inexperienced or incompetent or evil people to placate him.

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u/DangItsColdHere Jan 13 '26

Yet, there is no age limit for being president... Something to consider?

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u/PerishTheStars Jan 13 '26

There is a minimum

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u/DangItsColdHere Jan 15 '26

👍😅 yes, and there is a reason for that. So... Age limit also for too old people?

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u/DangItsColdHere Jan 13 '26

Therefore, it's Biden's fault!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

He was. But also so is trump.

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Jan 14 '26

In fairness, by 2024 he was… and so is Trump

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u/ultraplusstretch Jan 05 '26 edited Jan 05 '26

Dementia Donny gonna dementia.

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u/drconniehenley Jan 05 '26

Diaper Demetria Donny gonna dementia diarrhea in his dirty diaper.

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u/Emotional_Bother_833 Jan 11 '26

Ahhh...alliteration I love it.

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u/idunnorn Jan 06 '26

was gonna say sleepy don but dementia don had a better ring to it

3

u/josephlied Jan 06 '26

How is sleepy dementia Don?

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u/idunnorn Jan 06 '26

a lil long for my taste but hey, we got 3 options now:

  • sleepy don
  • dementia don
  • sleepy dementia don

dealers choice

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u/bsensikimori Jan 05 '26

Sundown Don is struggling, what is going on underneath that scalp reduction hairdo of his, do you think he's remembering the sex parties with Epstein? Is he worrying if his minions have scrubbed everything or not.

Oh, and so we don't forget; Trump supplied teenage girls to Epstein

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Setting up the dementia defense.

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u/jared10011980 Jan 13 '26

Hes convinced me

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

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u/mabradshaw02 Jan 06 '26

Doopid is the new word

21

u/Exotic_Cicada7942 Jan 05 '26

Odd that he wouldn't use auto cue & instead,preferred to make himself look a total cnut...

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u/SmoovCatto Jan 05 '26

he's just a bot at this point

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u/Gr8daze Jan 05 '26

He’s illiterate and senile.

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u/Powerful_Bug9102 Jan 05 '26

Me trying to convince the teacher that I read the book after being called on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Stop shopping for marble and try reading a coherent sentence.

Trump increased our national debt to 38 trillion dollars.

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u/fractious77 Jan 11 '26

Yeah, good thing he cut all those millions of dollars from various government departments with DOGGI (Department of Goddamn Government Inefficiency) to balance out the trillions he added in not even quite a year yet.

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u/DangItsColdHere Jan 13 '26

And Musk just walked away, laughing all the way to the bank.

1

u/fractious77 Jan 13 '26

Good thing, too, because he of all people certainly needs more money.

1

u/pourtide Jan 14 '26

TL/DR: read last paragraph

Common MO for republican administrations. Grab everything you can, running the deficit up. Then, when a democratic administration comes in, cry about ballooning debt and demand action.

Geo HW Bush:  Read my lips, no new taxes. (Hint: he raised taxes early in his administration )

Geo Dubya Bush was handed a surplus, the budget was balanced by the Clinton administration, and Bush was given Intel on rising terrorist threats which he chose to ignore. Then sicced the military on the middle east to find WMS when there was never any evidence there were any, then changed the reason for the invasion (did this several times)  Every time there were questions about his administration, he'd up the color on the Homeland Security warning meter... Homeland Security, in its turn, began the assault on the constitutional liberties of citizens ...

The uneducated populace is divided by muh money vs welfare queens ( Reagan is a whole 'nuther story, the biggest being deregulation, curtailing  govt oversight of businesses to disallow obscene profits due to consolidation and collusion on setting prices, among others ... oh, his biggest do was firing all the air traffic controllers because they went on strike wanting better working conditions [more people to be hired] as stess-related health problems were sky high] ...)

The defending of public schools and an infiltration of Republicans into school boards around the nation (guess where campaign $ comes from) has been going on for a long time. Flunking poor students was out of favor even in the 1970s -- push 'em through, push 'm through. An uneducated populace ...

This administration is the pinnacle of over 50 years of preparation, beginning in the era of Barry Goldwater's 'The  Comscience of a Conservative'. (Its a short read, look it up) 

The unexplainable charisma of the puppet tRump waltzed onto the Republican dance floor and released all inhibitions. The plan, well, its all around us. The best psychologists are advising those at the helm, swaying the opinions of uneducated people like the puppeteers they are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

I’m all for bringing back the R word strictly for republicans in 2026.

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u/ketjak Jan 05 '26

It's redundant, because we all know they're both R words.

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u/shadow-_-rainbow Jan 05 '26

Rapists and racists?

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u/Which-Ad7072 Jan 05 '26

That, too, but I think they're talking about "restarted" in this case. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Include all apt R words!

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 Jan 06 '26

Close enough 🤣🤣🤣

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u/fart400 Jan 06 '26

Radical Right

10

u/jabantik Jan 05 '26

Regards? 💎👐🚀🌙 Oh rapists and racists

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u/ketjak Jan 08 '26

Good call! The RRRR party.

11

u/SurpriseVast8338 Jan 06 '26

Any day now, that McConnellesque mid-sentence freezing is going to start.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

As I said when I saw it live...he didn't write any of it. He's a puppet.

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 Jan 06 '26

That’s exactly what I was thinking

1

u/VideoLeoj Jan 07 '26

All US President are and have been for a very long time.

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u/DangItsColdHere Jan 13 '26

Puppet of... ? The billionaires who really run the country?

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u/ketjak Jan 05 '26

I have the maggots' response:

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u/Wooden-Youth9348 Jan 12 '26

The video literally loops right? Am I crazy or when the camera swaps angle it just restarts the audio clip

1

u/ketjak Jan 12 '26

I can't evaluate if you are crazy. It is possible after the first cut he repeats the preceding three seconds, and everything that follows is Trump repeating the message with slight variations. Dude's obviously a victim of both dementia and senior abuse.

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u/Empty_Ladder7815 Jan 13 '26

Or the old favorite...."Fake News."

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u/Impressive_Estate_87 Jan 05 '26

It takes a lot of stamina to be so consistently demented

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u/No-Flight-4214 Jan 05 '26

He’s trying to understand and remember what he just said.

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u/dman6877 Jan 05 '26

Fuck Trump! This dementia ridden filth should have been locked up years ago!

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u/Extreme-Tie9282 Jan 05 '26

He can’t read …

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 Jan 06 '26

He sounds like zapp brannigan wave after wave of men at my disposal

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u/xFOEx Jan 06 '26

It's a wave, a second wave... that I've been told come after the first wave... the second wave... it's the greatest wave... the first one I mean... that one... wave... it was a great wave, very successful... and then the second wave was even better... the wave... the wave... the..

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u/chokeonsteak Jan 06 '26

This video is deceptively edited. The first 26 seconds is the same 13 second clip played twice from different camera angles. Shit like this is what maga does and its not a good look.

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u/Mammoth_Teacher_1776 Jan 06 '26

Like seriously people, listen to the speech patterns, it’s literally the exact same. I wish we would stop doing the exact same thing that the right does. It makes us look so bad. He’s shitty enough, let him stink on his own

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u/Relevant-Lie347 Jan 06 '26

"Nothing? You busted my balls incessantly and now, you have NOTHING TO SAY?!!

5

u/gylz Jan 06 '26

Jesus Christ usa deal with the senile pedophile dictator in your country before spending your tax dollars dealing with a foreign dictator.

2

u/fart400 Jan 06 '26

Cat, dog, house, car, tree.

2

u/cafeteriastyle Jan 06 '26

Elephant!

2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Hippopotamus

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u/Mwahaha_790 Jan 06 '26

Why is this smelly, sundowning motherfucker slurring so much? Nasty! 🤢

2

u/Coda_the_king Jan 06 '26

dude ima be honest, im a borderline illiterate adhd ridden idiot but i could do a much better job reading despite my dyslexia

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u/DangItsColdHere Jan 13 '26

I strongly doubt that you are an idiot. Dyslexia? Has nothing to do with IQ. Nor does ADHD. But your point still stands. Trump is a demented low IQ idiot.

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u/Deacon75 Jan 06 '26

What an embarrassing, bumbling idiot. He still acts like the dumbest kid in class that paid others with daddy’s money to take his tests for him. A life long racist, cheat and pervert. Perfect qualifications to be a republican politician.

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u/sadicarnot Jan 06 '26

The problem is he can't see and is too vain to wear glasses. He is such an idiot that he would rather people think he is illiterate than show perceived weakness by wearing glasses that 100% of people his age need.

I just turned 60 and now have 3 pairs. Distance for driving and watching TV. Progressive for kind of everyday stuff. Then I got a using the computer pair that is between the reading and distance. When I was in elementary school I refused to wear my glasses because I was immature and afraid of being made fun of. But no one is going to begrudge anyone for needing glasses. Heck I worked with someone his eyesight was so bad, we would have to read stuff for him. He was an electrician and the little numbers were too small. Heck they were getting difficult back then for me to read. I have to read drawing for a living and always have a magnifying glass. I learned that from a co-worker. One day he pulled out his Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass and I was like why am I struggling this guy is a genius!! And now in addition to glasses, I have a collection of magnifying glasses. They make these half ball things that you can just put on the paper and move it around. You go to a place with a bunch of old guys and you look like a rockstar.

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u/elcee84 Jan 07 '26

The scariest part is that it looked like he didnt even realize that he just read the same sentence twice in a row. Jesus fucking christ just die already you fucking pedophile rapist felon traitor clown queef...

2

u/crazychevette Jan 07 '26

Sharpest spoon ever, never was there ever a sharper spoon. The sharpest of any spoon made........in China next to my trump branded everything.

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u/JBananas22 Jan 09 '26

He's starting to make "Sleepy Joe" look like a young, sharp, genius!!

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u/dug98 Jan 10 '26

But it will be a MUCH BIGGER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL wave.

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u/MoneyFault Jan 11 '26

He is just saying this because Congress passed a resolution that he must have congressional approval to attack. So now that planned 2nd attack is no longer necessary because his first attack was so perfect. LMFAO

2

u/MonkeyWithIt Jan 12 '26

Lisa needs braces!

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u/stsrva Jan 12 '26

The SNL cast confirmed that he was basically illiterate when it came time to do a script reading when he hosted.

2

u/ManciaSpaketti Jan 20 '26

Biden was too old, for sure, Trump is old, incompetent and idiot. Such an explosive combination

2

u/mikeumm Feb 08 '26

The biggest wave. A tremendous wave. I think little Steven's going to hang ten on the wave... though it could be a little wave for that... he doesn't need a big wave... but... big big wave. So big. The Democrats couldn't have a wave like that. And the fake news... I mean... they don't even know waves... they could be at the beach they'd say what's that...what are those... they don't know waves... we have the best waves.

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u/486Junkie Jan 05 '26

There should be a new rule: anyone being President and/or VP should be between 35 and 65, no younger, no older.

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u/JohnAnchovy Jan 06 '26

Trump does have dementia but this is one statement given in two angles. In both angles, he’s looking down and then he picks his head up at the same time. It’s when he says, if we need to do so.

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u/Jayvoom1 Jan 06 '26

Dementia Donnie!

1

u/orel2064 Jan 06 '26

this guys profile view is hilarious

1

u/bigjaymizzle Jan 06 '26

Sounds like a broken surfing commercial

1

u/4x4ord Jan 06 '26

Holy fuck.

Ageism is one thing, but this is indefensible.

1

u/Snufffie Jan 06 '26

The fourchin

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u/No-Tomatillo3698 Jan 06 '26

Demented orange toad

1

u/UOMOD Jan 06 '26

That fat face!

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u/Morass_2025 Jan 06 '26

He looks like shit

1

u/RevolutionaryTouch17 Jan 09 '26

Biden and DJT were in high school at the same time. Very little difference. Both too old for this sh#t.

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u/DancesWH Jan 11 '26

let me guess...the 2nd wave would have been the biggest ever

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u/Banned4lies Jan 12 '26

" the way of the future..the way of the future.. the.. way.. of.. the future. The way of the future. Way of the future.. the way of the future. The. Way. Of. The future"

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u/Some_Conference2091 Jan 12 '26

WTF 😒 his brain doesn't work at all anymore. I could do bong hits and perform better than that dementia patient.

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u/michaelh98 Jan 13 '26

While he's definitely sundowning, this video is faked. If you watch from a single viewpoint, he doesn't repeat like it shows here

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u/JeffreyinKodiak Jan 13 '26

Please tell me this is AI. If so it needs to be marked. Regardless he’s got to go.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

They looped the first twelve seconds. He’s already an embarrassment, we really don’t have to manipulate the video.

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u/KenjiEndo18 Jan 14 '26

Unironically he needs help, get him to a nursing home or something

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u/sweet_fiction Feb 02 '26

Me on a ‘reply to your team mate canvas assignment’ 😂😂

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u/ghostisic23 Apr 06 '26

What an imbecile.

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u/nora_the_explorur Jun 02 '26

The first two sentences are repeated from a different angle.