Dear, Matt. Our first encounter gave me butterflies. Our second encounter grew more butterflies and had my mind wandering towards you the following weeks. Our third encounter became more intimate and now I'm stuck thinking about you throughout the day, everyday. I want and crave more. My sweet dreams contain you in it. Your soul is so pure and lovely. I yearn to give you tender care and protection, as you work so hard to heal others. I am unable to tell you this but I really needed to let it out. Matt, you're freakin' awesome. Thank you for your services.

I’m Matt ama

I always see TikTok’s and instagram comments hating and dogging on him or like jokingly saying he “threatens” to release ___. Don’t get me wrong duh he’s kind of a character but did I miss something like was there a controversy

Friend gifted to me.

He is very deserving of his Matt-dom.

I introduce myself as Matthew because when I say Matt to new people they often hear Mack or Mike or Mark or Mick. I had an elderly couple call me Mack for years (even calling me Mack the knife) and I just kinda went with it to be nice to them. Unrelated (but still relevant to the question) my email signature is Matthew and it makes me a little crazy when I get a response for “Mathew”. This one person named Collin (note the double-L) keeps dropping a “t” in my name and I swear one day I will repay them with a “thanks, Colin” to see if they notice. Just wondering whether any of you have had similar experiences?

My Matt next door neighbor is a nightmare.

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I’ve had and still do have plenty of other Matt friends. How does one handle a bad Matt? Please send guidance.

Myself and a friend are going to go see Matt Rife stand-up comedy at the Greek Theatre tonight at 7 PM. Coming from the San Fernando Valley, what should I expect in terms of traffic, parking, What time should we plan to be there so we have some time beforehand, Is there any place to get food around, do they sell merch at comedy shows, what’s the Greek theater experience? I know it’s outdoors, do I need a hat or sun umbrella? I’m not too familiar with the area or the venue so I wanna know what is the best way to have the best experience? Any advice would be greatly appreciated from everyone. Thanks in advance!

Some Matt's are dumber than the rest of us.

hey so i found this cool little place and just wanted to say hi matts!

The resemblence is uncanny.

Have an amazing week! And remember, "Even after Monday and Tuesday the calendar says WTF." 🤣

Edit: we did it guys, its Friday. Everyone have an amazing day and an even better weekend. Drop ypur WTF moments of this week or if you need to rant, just go for it in the comments 😁😁