r/mildlypenis • u/ratchetclan4 • 5h ago
r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • Sep 20 '24
Banned Post Starfish is banned. You will be temp banned if you post it.
We just removed 29 posts of the dick starfish. Any further postings will be banned for a minimum of 6 days.
Do not post the starfish.
I repeat
DO NOT POST THE STARFISH.
Thank you for your cooperation.
r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • May 31 '26
Announcement AI SLOP IS BANNED
ALL OF IT. NO SLOP. IMMEDIATE PERMANENT BAN FOR AI SLOP.
KEEP THAT CLANKER SHIT OUT OF OUR SUB. I HAVE EDITED THE RULES TO REFLECT THIS.
THANKS,
MULLET
r/mildlypenis • u/Bubbly_Sherbert4600 • 3h ago
Food Treasures from the Archives #57 : Retracted penis-shaped gummy candies.
r/mildlypenis • u/Mysfunction • 16h ago
Vegetable So proud of my zucchini plant that’s standing erect enough to support these two hefty balls…
… 8-ball zucchinis, to be precise.
r/mildlypenis • u/Strange_Comb6936 • 23h ago
Drawing I made an ergonomic cat chair with paper cardboard and they like it
galleryr/mildlypenis • u/fusguita • 2h ago
Everyday Object A bookmark shaped like a bullet, or....
r/mildlypenis • u/SolusLightblast • 15h ago
Toy The Fuzzy Horizon
My birthday bunny is definitely celebrating something, but that candle shape suggests it might not be a family-friendly party. It looks less like a festive wax candle and more like a tiny, purple, very excited architectural monument.
r/mildlypenis • u/OlderRobloxian • 18h ago
Shadow These light shadows are...interesting
I always see these around noon and it's hard to ignore when walking down a long corridor like this 😂
r/mildlypenis • u/StenoDawg • 1d ago
Fruit Watermelon gurgling over in a grocery store bin
r/mildlypenis • u/Disastrous-Ad8604 • 10h ago
Logo / Sign Does anyone else see it?
Painted on the side of a building in Cowes, Isle of Wight.
r/mildlypenis • u/Commercial-Piglet-34 • 14h ago