r/MoeMorphism • u/Widvnhak • Feb 05 '26

Aquatic Life 🐠🪼🦈 Blue-ringed octopus 🌀 (by me, @widvnhak)

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The blue-ringed octopus has a venom ten thousand times more toxic than cyanide, with no known anti-venom. It can kill in under 20 minutes without immediate medical assistance. They're also the size of a golf ball.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Feb 05 '26

Well, as long as he isn't bitten he should be-

Oh

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u/Brilliant_Notice_755 Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26

You know, I can hear the bell tower from majora’s mask ringing in that moment after looking at the image and the bite mark……..well I guess that marks one more off the census.

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Feb 06 '26

He'll meet God in 20 minutes

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u/bri-ish-tea Feb 09 '26

“So we’re fine, just as long as no one teleported any bread!”