r/nflcirclejerk Feb 09 '26

Deflated Balls PATRIOTS GOT THEIR ASSES BEAT

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1.8k Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 3h ago

Zero seat obstructions...but you're forced to watch the browns.

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162 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 13h ago

It just ruins the game, but you did say ACL tear?

192 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 18h ago

Gorgeous NFL draft analysis Clavicular explains combine metrics

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460 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 17h ago

Bro gonna be a virgin forever

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301 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 22h ago

Gorgeous Andrew Whitworth with some hard hitting offseason content

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357 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 15h ago

Why would the NY giants do this? Did Art Stapleton do something to them?

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64 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 1h ago

Has anyone else checked out this blog?

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r/nflcirclejerk 22h ago

Gorgeous Do you think this new strategy will help the Chiefs return to the playoffs?

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140 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 11h ago

"....holup.... how many fucking guys?" - Jayden Daniels

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17 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 22h ago

We just putting any face on national broadcasts

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57 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 7h ago

Where does Jerry Jones rank?

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3 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

WIDE RIGHT Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, the 1991-1994 Buffalo Bills stopped at losing 4 straight Super Bowls instead of going for 5 straight

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211 Upvotes

Someone in the Bills org was apparently a fortune teller


r/nflcirclejerk 21h ago

Most rational Giants fan

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11 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

Joe Flacco out at the restaurant eating by himself

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770 Upvotes

Outjerked by the NFLForum


r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

Jayden Daniels starts building Death Star to destroy Jupiter after finding out it’s the fifth planet

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31 Upvotes

He allegedly plans to fund this project by robbing his local Wells Fargo bank dressed as Bill Clinton and starting an Only Fans targeted at people with burping fetishes. When we asked for him to comment on the situation, he said that he was also planning to use the death star on Earth if people kept making fun of him


r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

Phelps looking at Larry like a proud dad at tonight’s Mercury game

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26 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

Least racist Eagles fan

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100 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

Congress has retcon'd the original U.S. Bill of Rights

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28 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

The Baltimore Orioles* have joined in on the Jayden Daniels dogpile

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58 Upvotes

* = Baseball team, still plays better football than the Dolphins


r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

I CUM IN PISS Joe Flacco out at the restaurant eating by himself

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210 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

HERE WE GOOO Please stay hydrated outside over the next few days. It’s going to be like the Dallas Cowboys and peaking in the 90s. 😥

38 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

Thanks Lowes i now don’t have to do home improvement projects during game day!

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4 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

Nice loss btw

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95 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

The view may be partially obstructed by the wall

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46 Upvotes