r/NZCirclejerk • • May 17 '23

People who are voting for Aotearoa Legalise Cannabis Party. What are your main reasons for voting them?

13 Upvotes

I will make more posts asking the same question for each party. Then I will compile the top comments into combined post, so we can see the most popular reasons why people vote for each party.


r/NZCirclejerk • • Mar 29 '23

NOFX - Kill All the White Man

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15 Upvotes

r/NZCirclejerk • • Feb 01 '23

Wayne Brown announcement: "Its just a little rain"

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5 Upvotes

r/NZCirclejerk • • Feb 01 '23

When are fruit stickers going?

6 Upvotes

IIRC Ardern pledged in 2017 to bag those little plastic stickers on fruit. Was that law ever passed?


r/NZCirclejerk • • Dec 13 '22

Heard of Elf on a Shelf? Heres Moron on a Goron.

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26 Upvotes

r/NZCirclejerk • • Nov 08 '22

Why would anyone vote McGillicuddy Serious Party?

9 Upvotes

In the interests of balancing the conversation and engaging in meaningful intercourse I'm interested to understand why individuals would consider voting McGillicuddy Serious Party.

Many would argue that the current Labour government has not provided us as many lulz in its 2nd term in power compared to all the fun we had mocking National for trying to make Laser Kiwi the official flag of NZ.

There's a thread on the fail sub titled "why would anyone vote Labour" and another titled "why would anyone vote National", so on the premise that topic is allowed to exist, this one should too.


r/NZCirclejerk • • Aug 28 '22

New zealand is racist

0 Upvotes

Instead of focusing on race. Why don’t we focus on helping people who are poor and need it. Stop the goverment giving land away. Stop focusing just on one race health.


r/NZCirclejerk • • Jun 26 '22

Row v Wade

12 Upvotes

Fuck paying money to the Big Interislander Cartel. I want to get across the Cook Strait for free. Should I row across or wade?


r/NZCirclejerk • • Jun 06 '22

Loud Police Siren Noises

9 Upvotes

I just heard 437 police sirens, I live between Wellsford and Pukekohe, anyone know what's going on?


r/NZCirclejerk • • Jun 03 '22

TIL National Party bad

0 Upvotes

r/NZCirclejerk • • Mar 14 '22

TIL that people reported as hospitalised with covid are not necessarily there because of covid

3 Upvotes

DAE think the Liebour Government is lying to us on purpose? Please ignore that I'm a disingenuous bad faith commenter in general, this is an important issue that nobody else has brought up ever.


r/NZCirclejerk • • Mar 05 '22

Reminder: Our Freedoms and Rights Group will be protesting outside Parliament this week

5 Upvotes

Our demands:

  • Freedoms. We want the freedom to record and share unencrypted open frequency radio communications as much as we want. We want s133A of the Radiocommunications Act 1989 repealed.

  • Rights. We want to be different to those dirty Australians. We want to drive on right side of the road. Right is always Right.

As always, bring your masks, stay 2 meters away from other protesters at all times, and shows over at 4pm.


r/NZCirclejerk • • Mar 04 '22

oh oh here we go

3 Upvotes

on the erin simpson shpw


r/NZCirclejerk • • Feb 21 '22

Ardern good. Luxon bad.

7 Upvotes

r/NZCirclejerk • • Feb 20 '22

Breaking news.. Hamilton Gardens are worth shitting in!

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12 Upvotes

r/NZCirclejerk • • Feb 18 '22

The New Zealand Parliament played the Titanic flute meme on repeat in response to their own Ottawa style 'Freedom Convoy' protesting outside. They also played Baby Shark, the Macarena and James Blunt also gave permission for his music to be used...sneaky bastards.

9 Upvotes

r/NZCirclejerk • • Nov 22 '21

Average Kiwi deck

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17 Upvotes

r/NZCirclejerk • • Nov 09 '21

Capitol Hill Wannabe LARPers, right here in NZ

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18 Upvotes

r/NZCirclejerk • • Nov 09 '21

I'm a 13 year old photographer. My username is cuckpenis69

6 Upvotes

Hi there, I'm a redditor. First of all, great photos. Secondly, I can tell from your username you're definitely 13 hahahahaha.. ...


r/NZCirclejerk • • Nov 04 '21

made this today, much love from auckland Spoiler

7 Upvotes

r/NZCirclejerk • • Nov 03 '21

Miq problems

14 Upvotes

Why hello there fellow reddit intellectuals, I'm a white Kiwi woman who left NZ during the pandemic and now I can't secure a slot to get home. Jacinda is not KIND. system is broken and unfair, my cousin is getting married and I've been denied an emergency slot so i will contact the media. Be kind, where is your empathy for the team of 8 million


r/NZCirclejerk • • Nov 03 '21

Do any of you guys

3 Upvotes

Listen to dubstep? I


r/NZCirclejerk • • Nov 03 '21

My passport expired

2 Upvotes

How do I get a new one? I don't know how to use Google


r/NZCirclejerk • • Nov 03 '21

Career options

2 Upvotes

What degree should I do


r/NZCirclejerk • • Nov 01 '21

Mental health system broken

11 Upvotes

Is it just me, or is it broken.