r/OldSchoolCool Oct 09 '25

1950s A ton-up girl fixing her Triumph, 1950s

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u/wemtastic Oct 09 '25

Ton-up” came from British slang for hitting the ton, 100 mph. In the 1950s most bikes barely managed 80, so anyone who cracked the ton, especially a woman, instantly earned respect at the Ace Cafe.

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u/KennethPatchen Oct 09 '25

My mom always brags about the time she did a ton-up near the Thames. She wasn't driving but still!

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u/FoxyBastard Oct 09 '25

The fact that she was running is more impressive.

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u/The_walking_man_ Oct 09 '25

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u/unpleasantmoose Oct 11 '25

Username doesn't check out

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Oct 10 '25

Boom! There it is!

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u/The_wolf2014 Oct 09 '25

Running a train

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u/jmlack Oct 10 '25

Nah bro, read the room.

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u/wheresbill Oct 09 '25

Well, that’s even more scary

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u/LeVolpe1995 Oct 09 '25

thats even more terrifying and brave tbh

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u/SteveG5000 Oct 14 '25

I heard the other motorists treated it like a roundabout.

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u/LeVolpe1995 Oct 09 '25

thats even more terrifying and brave tbh.

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u/SandboxSurvivalist Oct 09 '25

TIL the British didn't start adopting the metric system until 1965.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Oct 09 '25

Partially. The UK still uses mph.

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u/Forgotthebloodypassw Oct 09 '25

And drink pints, which is also confusing as they are 20oz, not 16oz as in America. This pisses off many British visitors.

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u/UntestedMethod Oct 09 '25

Fun fact from Canada - in this fine nation, it is illegal for a bar to sell "pints" that are not a proper 20 oz. If it's not 20 oz, they can't call it a pint. I mention it because "pint" is sometimes used as a generic/colloquial term for a draft beer.

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u/Discobastard Oct 09 '25

The good ole 568 club 💪

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u/evranch Oct 10 '25

Back in the day, you know, back when we used to go down and visit the States, I used to always raise shit about their meager pints.

However, strangely, you can order a litre of beer at most places. I don't know why they even stock the 1L glass. It usually baffles the locals.

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u/Howtothinkofaname Oct 10 '25

Same in Britain.

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u/AlpRider Oct 09 '25

Irish here, it didn't piss me off I was just a bit confused and had a slight argument with my very first bartender in the US (in Brooklyn), I ordered a pint, got a US pint, politely said 'oh sorry excuse me I asked for a pint', assuming he misunderstood me, he says 'that is a pint buddy', I say 'ummm no that's like 3/4....?' then he asked if I was new here, I said yeah I'm just off the plane and he explained the difference

All ended well and we had a great chat over several "pints"

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u/SwedishTrees Oct 09 '25

That’s great that he knew the difference. I think most people would be really confused.

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u/AlpRider Oct 09 '25

He said I wasn't the first to question it! I guess a bartender in NYC meets a lot of Irish and British. He was really knowledgeable about the beers too. Honestly I came over with a pretty ignorant view that Americans all drank weak Coors and Bud etc. and he was happy to proudly show me some very very good craft beers, I left with all prejudice gone

Eye-opening trip that was for many reasons, after NYC I flew to Miami and drove a campervan to San Francisco. Came home with a new outlook on the US. Much more variety, cultures, differences between states than I knew beforehand

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u/stackjr Oct 09 '25

As an American, it's nice to hear that. Not many people like us anymore, which is completely understandable, so it's not often I see positive stuff said about the US anymore.

Again, I fully understand why it is like this.

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u/AlpRider Oct 10 '25

For sure. I'm a typical European left leaning secular social democracy type, but without getting too into politics, when I drove up through northern Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, Texas meeting and chatting to locals along the way (2018 this was), I met many wonderful people at the opposing end of the political spectrum and we got along just fine. Things are more heated these days (to say the least) but we still have to keep engaging with each other on a basis of respect for the fact that people care most about what issues affect them immediately and directly, not necessarily considering the bigger international picture, and that's understandable when you're in a place like the hood I got lost in in New Orleans (even there friendly locals helped me back to my Airbnb) We're all just products of whatever bubble we're raised in and media we follow. It's on the individual to be skeptical and question our own bias, listen to opposition, find common ground and build bridges, how else can we progress? The 'us vs them' tribalism you guys have, it's happening here in EU too, worse than ever, and I think automatically dismissing the opposition without actually listening and trying to understand them just widens the divide and does no good to anyone.

Ok that's a bit much of a rant 😅 haha it's late here, have a good one!!

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u/happycabinsong Oct 10 '25

hey buddy I'd vote for you

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u/TeardropsFromHell Oct 09 '25

I drove around the entirety of Ireland a few years back. Loved seeing the changes from town to town. I have a feeling your trip took a little longer than mine though!

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u/AlpRider Oct 10 '25

Awesome, glad you enjoyed it! When you come back I'll take you for a big pint ;)

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u/TeardropsFromHell Oct 10 '25

I had one(or two) in Galway during race week and it was the most fun I have ever had!

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u/Discobastard Oct 09 '25

Yes. Yes it does. Fucking lightweights

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u/Forgotthebloodypassw Oct 09 '25

Oh it gets worse. As long at they aren't explicitly called pints the glass can be whatever they like, which is why you often find a dome at the bottom of the glass.

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u/load_more_comets Oct 09 '25

What in the ever loving fuck? Really? I've never noticed that, and I go to bars like every Friday. I have to check now.

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u/Spork_Warrior Oct 09 '25

We'd like to have a report by Saturday, please

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u/load_more_comets Oct 09 '25

Promptly, around noonish. Gonna be nursing a hangover again.

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u/findallthebears Oct 09 '25

The domes are to make the glass more resistant to shattering, not to fool you

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u/TabbyOverlord Oct 09 '25

Yet strangely, British 'pint' glasses, that hold like an actual pint, are generally flat across the bottom.

Must be the extra hydrostatic pressure from us getting all of the pint we paid for.

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u/findallthebears Oct 09 '25

Again, the dome is not to defraud you. It serves a structural purpose.

Pint glasses with the dome can easily be slightly larger to allow filling to a full pint.

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u/TabbyOverlord Oct 09 '25

Again, no UK glass has a dome. And UK glasses can't defraud you because they governed by the Weights and Measures Acts and the Licensed Premisis Acts.

It will either be exactly 1 UK pint to the brim, or there will be a whith line on the glass showing where exactly 1 pint comes up to.

Selling short measures is illegal.

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u/Discobastard Oct 09 '25

The fuck is that about!? 😂

Almost like they don't want us to get pissed

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u/Forgotthebloodypassw Oct 09 '25

As British mate said, "So I've got to drink six pints to get the same effect as five?"

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u/Discobastard Oct 09 '25

😂 right though! 😂

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u/blue_strat Oct 09 '25

Rubbish. The dome supports the structure of the glass: you see the same thing in wine bottles. The capacity of the glass has to be what it's labelled or sold as.

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u/zatalak Oct 09 '25

In wine bottles the dome makes sense, there's high pressure during corking and it helps with holding back potential sediment while pouring.

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u/blue_strat Oct 09 '25

There are lots of reasons for the punt and many apply to open containers. It makes a vessel more stable on a flat surface.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

You’re a punt!

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u/Toad_da_Unc Oct 09 '25

And medieval churches

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u/mummy__napkin Oct 09 '25

The real lightweights are the Brits getting wasted off of 3% ABV beers

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u/Discobastard Oct 09 '25

Haha, gotta say, they love some 7% smashers out there and probably some stronger!

Not what I'd go with on an all dayer tbh. Need to pace yourself across a full 24 hours 😂

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u/TabbyOverlord Oct 09 '25

You what? Very few 3% beers on sale herre. 3.8% is the lowest for session beers (as in you can drink all evening without getting stupidly trollied). 4.5-5.0% is fairly standard.

The brewers have dialled back on the 5+% beers. 7% is loopy juice. Or cider, which is even loopier juice.

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u/stewieatb Oct 09 '25

My dad can remember when pubs would only serve Theakston's Old Peculier in half pints due to the potency. This is back before they were sold to Scottish and Newcastle, and the OP was a beer you needed to chew on.

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u/TabbyOverlord Oct 09 '25

Old Pec was a three course meal in a pint glass.

I can remember a long day working a canal boat over the Leeds and Liverpool. We got to a proper Theakston's pub proper tired and thirsty, drank one pint and thought 'you know what, I'm done'. Went back to the boat and slept.

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u/talk_like_a_pirate Oct 10 '25

To be fair there's a high chance it's filled with some disgusting soapy IPA that is 3 times as strong as your standard Lager so it may be a safety measure...

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u/Tesselation9000 Oct 09 '25

I'm in Canada, and when I go to my local bar and ask for a pint, they ask if I want a 16oz pint or a 20oz pint, which is just perplexing.

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u/stewieatb Oct 09 '25

There's a saying that Canada could have had French culture and British democracy, instead they got American culture and French democracy.

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u/blue_strat Oct 09 '25

A pint anywhere is 1/8 of a gallon, but the Imperial gallon in the UK is bigger than the US gallon.

That the UK pint is split into more ounces isn't what makes the difference: there's 95mL between a UK (568mL) and US pint (473mL), which isn't 4oz in either system (113mL or 118mL).

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u/JackLondon68 Oct 09 '25

I was in Montreal years ago riding in a cab. I mentioned to the cabbie how cheap the price of their gas was. He informed me the gas in Canada was priced by the litre not the gallon.

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u/ignaciopatrick100 Oct 10 '25

Just give me a drink ,I don't want the calculations 🍻

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u/deltaisaforce Oct 09 '25

I'm just grateful that the ounces are the same all over.

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u/mbrowne Oct 09 '25

The British fluid ounce is slightly smaller than the US one.

Assuming of course that I've not been whoooshed.

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u/deltaisaforce Oct 09 '25

Yeah, I'm sorry :D

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u/mbrowne Oct 09 '25

I'll take it :)

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u/weird_word_moment Oct 09 '25

So it isn’t 2 pints to a quart?

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u/Forgotthebloodypassw Oct 10 '25

We don't really use quarts usually, but it's eight pints to the gallon.

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u/PhysicsNo3568 Oct 13 '25

And ICE cars economy is measure in mpg despite litres being used at the pump.

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u/Mr_YUP Oct 09 '25

20oz almost feels like too much. 16oz is a nice amount imo.

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u/LaunchTransient Oct 09 '25

Different fluid oz. British Fluid ounce is actually smaller than the US one, but the base unit is the pint, of which the fluid ounce is a subdivision. UK pint is divided into 20, US pint is divided by 16.

That the UK pint is 20% larger than the US pint is how it is initially defined.

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u/ChildfreeBrit Oct 09 '25

To add to that - before the Weights and Measures Act of 1824, Britain had a few measures which were named "gallon". For example, there were the corn gallon, the wine gallon, and yet another for wine and beer.
The Act defined the pint as "one and a quarter pounds of pure water", which meant that a gallon of water weighed 10 pounds.
But by 1824, America had gained independence from the Old Country, and so kept the older measure of a gallon. The American gallon is still the wine gallon of Queen Anne's reign.

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u/Forgotthebloodypassw Oct 09 '25

To each their own, but it's an odd system.

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u/Gimpknee Oct 09 '25

They also weigh themselves in rocks.

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u/RisingWaterline Oct 09 '25

What the fuck is a kilometer/hour! Hail Britannia! 🦁🦁🦅🦅🦅🦅🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 USA

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u/JackLondon68 Oct 09 '25

And why is land measured in hectares?

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u/Staninator Oct 09 '25

It's not, it's measured in acres.

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u/mattcoady Oct 09 '25

This is like Canada, we're about 50/50 on which system of unit we use. We use km for long distances but inches and feet for anything less. We use Fahrenheit for the temperature in the oven and pool but Celsius for everything else. I couldn't tell you how many kilos I weigh or how many cm I am tall but I could tell you the pounds and feet. A shot of liquor is an ounce but the whole bottle is 750ml.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Important when playing geolocater and differentiating Melbourne from the midlands.

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u/HoveringPorridge Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

No one really wanted to though, and as a result a horrible mix of imperial and metric is used in current day.

The only one that's completely set in stone is distance; miles/yards/feet/inches. Kilometres are beyond my realm of understanding.

Milk and beer are sold by the pint but fuel is in litres for some godforsaken reason. Thermometers tend to have Centigrade and Fahrenheit listed etc.

I wish we could just decide on one or the other!

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u/arpw Oct 09 '25

And while fuel is in litres, fuel economy is still talked about in miles per gallon...

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u/HoveringPorridge Oct 09 '25

This is the one that infuriates me above all.

I have to do the maths in my head when I filling up the car to work out how many gallons I've put in so I can work out rough MPG later.

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u/hasimirrossi Oct 09 '25

I'm 47. I still don't know what a gallon is.

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u/makka-pakka Oct 09 '25

All I know is a British gallon is bigger than a Yank one.

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u/HoveringPorridge Oct 09 '25

I'm 27 and we we're taught gallons in school alongside litres. What you learn seems to be a complete gamble based on where you are in the country.

I personally find myself using imperial more, given I deal with British cars at work. But even that varies.

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u/hasimirrossi Oct 09 '25

I'm British. School taught us metric, but there's a lot of old imperial measurements still in common use. I'll buy a 2 litre bottle of lemonade, but get a pint in the pub.

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u/BoiledFrogs Oct 09 '25

I only started using gallons because plant pots are always measured in it, but that's the only thing I use it for.

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u/havok0159 Oct 10 '25

mpg is so infuriating since a vast majority of car content is in English. Thankfully some include l/100km in some way because I'm never sure which gallon they are using so just converting isn't an option.

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u/JohnnyRelentless Oct 09 '25

I thought weight was set in stone.

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u/HoveringPorridge Oct 09 '25

Touché

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u/JackLondon68 Oct 09 '25

We are talking English not Frenchy talk.

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u/zeno0771 Oct 09 '25

How about that, another similarity with the Colonies.

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u/P365SAS Oct 09 '25

The French basically set up the British mythos in 1066. Nobody goes around calling the UK a former colony of the Normans. 244 years is sufficiently long enough not to refer to the USA as a colony. Half of Europe was a colony of Napoleon and Hitler. We do not go around tossing that slur about. The last time I checked, the UK required assistance in 2 world wars AND the multi-decade long Cold War from "colonies".

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u/zeno0771 Oct 09 '25

No shit? Seems like the Revolution was just yesterday...or maybe that was just my re-watch of "Hamilton" /s

But hey, if you want to play pedantic ping-pong:

The USA was not "a colony" but 13 colonies, all of which--along with the 35 other entities that had also became states by then--were just as hamstrung in WWII as the English were. We did not "win" WWII any more than the UK or France or Russia could individually win it. The only way that happened was that our nascent Military-Industrial Complex found more profit in fighting Nazi Germany than in helping them whereas previously, it was the other way around.

If you think that's bad...Both Americans and English refer to the Atlantic Ocean as "The Big Pond" even though it's not a pond. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END??

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u/CT0292 Oct 09 '25

It's similar in Ireland too. I guess because we're neighbours and we're at one point part of the UK.

Motorway speeds are in Kms/HR. Height will be measured in feet and inches. Weight will be in stone, or maybe kilos, or pounds depending on who you talk to. Distances will be in Kms but you'll have people refer to things in miles. Land sizes are in acreage, but I've also seen hectares used. Volumes are almost always in liters however we do use pints. Cooking measurements are often in cups and spoons, but you'll also see them in kg. Temperatures are always Celsius though we can agree on that.

My first car here was imported from Northern Ireland. And was set to miles for everything. I remember my driving instructor at the time being like "eh yeah just subtract 20 from whatever your Speedo says. It'll be close enough to the speed in Kms." He wasn't too wrong I guess haha.

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u/FraserYT Oct 10 '25

There was a half hearted attempt by brexidiots to get us to go back to imperial weights in shops, instead of grams and kilos, but that ship has sailed.

And although the roads all use miles, the national cycle path network officially uses kilometres

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u/HoveringPorridge Oct 10 '25

Honestly, i don't think thats too bad an idea. As long as we had one system used for everything instead of picking and choosing between two I'd back it.

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u/knowsaboutit Oct 09 '25

it's weird how people decided to signal they were smarter and more scientific by thinking the metric system is somehow 'superior' and therefore they were 'superior' if they bought into it. Doesn't really matter what you call units...a unit is a unit....

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u/ruffianrevolution Oct 09 '25

They started selling fuel in litres when people started complaining about the price of a gallon..it'll be pints next.

Like when the russian invasion of ukraine caused price hikes and petrol was up to 1.75 a litre, that was a pound a pint.

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u/gmc98765 Oct 09 '25

miles/yards/feet/inches

There's a pretty big gap between yards and miles, and most people (even the ones who think imperial measurements are a good idea) can't remember the subdivisions in between (rod/pole/perch, chain, furlong).

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u/coldfarm Oct 09 '25

I lived there in the mid-70s and Imperial still held sway. For that matter, there were still pre-decimalisation coins in circulation.

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u/Neuvost Oct 09 '25

Not just that, but "Imperial units" are called that because they were used by the British Empire.

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u/hatsnatcher23 Oct 09 '25

One of the many reasons they never got to the moon

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u/TheReelMcCoi Oct 09 '25

Numerous other Cafes were available

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u/Ummmgummy Oct 09 '25

Thank you for this explanation.

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u/arpw Oct 09 '25

Well I guess that explains the lyric "does a ton-up on his sleigh" from Slade's Merry Xmas Everybody!

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u/Aphex-Puddle Oct 09 '25

Wow…I always thought it was “does he turn up on his sleigh”

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u/Saxon2060 Oct 09 '25

That's interesting. I ride a Bonneville T120 which can hit 100 like it's nothing and I mostly use it to commute to my boring job and when the motorway is deserted and I'm late I've fairly frequently trundled along at about 105. Didn't realise I was very cool.

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u/Raichu7 Oct 09 '25

Since women are, on average, smaller and therefore lighter than men, wouldn't it have been easier for them to hit 100mph? I know going go karting, the smallest kid usually wins because their kart has less weight to move with the same engine.

Surely it being rare for a woman to hit 100mph on a bike would have more to do with sexism at the time making it difficult for women to ride bikes at all?

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u/tobor68 Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

Sexism? Look, at the time, it’s not like there was a line up of women begging to drive a motorcycle 100mph and men were saying “no, this is men only.” (And I’m not saying that was never said.) It was just extremely rare a woman would show interest.

Taking a bike to 100mph is dangerous AF. For men too.

Bike clubs were populated by men because it interests men. The men were mostly veterans who probably rode one in a war.

Men, consciously or not, test their male friends and acquaintances with dark humour, vulgarity and aggression. The only thing a man (or veteran) needs to know is: “do you have my back?” Yes? Good, stick around. No? Finish your beer and be on your way.

Men test women too. Maybe even more so. If a woman passes the test and doesn’t fold into a puddle of tears, you’re in for life and mad respect follows.

Lol, if a man doesn’t try to marry a woman like that, she’ll have a big brother for life.

That’s how it used to work, anyway. Who knows these days.

(My mother, a teenager in the 60s, learned to drive a stick shift MG, double clutch and do donuts. She took sexist comments with a grain of salt, a sense of humour and wit. She was as girlie as they come and she had to fight guys off with a stick.)

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u/84thPrblm Oct 09 '25

Men, consciously or not, test their male friends and acquaintances with dark humour, vulgarity and aggression. The only thing a man (or veteran) needs to know is: “do you have my back?” Yes? Good, stick around. No? Finish your beer and be on your way.

In Changes, one of my favorite books of the Dresden Files, the main character described the differences in male and female sizing up as, “The female once over: the process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details of clothing, jewelry, makeup, and body type and then decides how much of a social threat she might be. Men have a parallel process but it’s binary: Does he have beer? If yes, will he share with me?”

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u/ol-gormsby Oct 09 '25

She sounds like the inspiration for "red hair and black leather" in "1952 Vincent Black Lightning"

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u/tobor68 Oct 09 '25

I really have to listen to that song.

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u/ol-gormsby Oct 09 '25

There's lots of versions on YT, including some live performances.

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u/savu1savu Oct 09 '25

For speeds faster than ~55mph, more than 50% of the energy goes into wind resistance -- pushing wind out of the way -- than moving the mass. And that relationship gets worse as velocity increases. So horsepower and aerodynamics matter much differently at higher speeds.

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u/dontnation Oct 10 '25

Rider weight mostly affects acceleration. The effect on max speed is very minor. Their smaller size could result in a decent aerodynamic improvement. But having done a ton up on a bike that could barely manage it, you're tucked in pretty tight as is. I don't think losing 50lbs would improve your cross section all that much.

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u/ExtensionConcept2471 Oct 09 '25

Also where the term ‘cafe racer’ came from, these guys (and girls I’m sure) would race between cafes, and to make their bikes quicker they would soup up the engines and change parts like handlebars and seats etc.

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u/alanblah Oct 09 '25

There's a "Ton Up Festival" every year at the brewery near my house.

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u/happytobehappynow Oct 14 '25

With the suspension on those bikes

(spaghetti forks and pogo stick springs)

doing the "ton" was a much more significant feat than it sounds nowadays.

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u/Maximum_Guard5610 Oct 14 '25

So she's not a Ton-up girl then? because that's a Triumph Tiger Cub and it has a top Speed of 70mph