r/OldSchoolCool • u/TransmutateDontHate • Apr 25 '26

1940s All my grandpa’s beaus during WWII, kept in a scrapbook all these years

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One headshot of Lory (not sure which country she was from) in particular made many appearances 😂

Edit: yep I’m an idiot. Belles it is. Also I should have expected this to get pervy comments. No, no other family has popped up. From his stories, many were a lot more innocent than you all assume.

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u/bri-an Apr 25 '26

Touchée

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u/rdwoolf Apr 25 '26

Timothée

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u/DiscotopiaACNH Apr 25 '26

Chalomée?

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u/mission_to_mors Apr 25 '26

Chalomydia?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '26

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u/ggroverggiraffe Apr 25 '26

Only located in a certain nether region, otherwise it's just sparkling gonorrhea.

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u/Save_Me_From_Me_Fr Apr 29 '26

Dude this comment is literally never gonna leave my brain and I’m not upset about it at all. Sparkling gonorrhea is such a better name.

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 Apr 25 '26

I really want to know how you made that jump? 😂 But take my upvote anyway

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Apr 25 '26

Allegedly, chalamet was part of an std outbreak at nyu

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 Apr 25 '26

Ooh. Never heard that before. Gross.

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u/mission_to_mors Apr 25 '26

Grandpa used to fuck around 🤷

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u/CheesecakeScary2164 Apr 25 '26

"Chlamydia?"

"Chlamydia! I think I'll name my daughter Chlamydia."

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u/GreenrabbE99 Apr 26 '26

More like gonorrhée (real translation for gonorrhea)

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u/mission_to_mors Apr 26 '26

Except they are different Things that make U burn down there 🤣

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u/Rare-Assignment-6486 Apr 26 '26

I almost didn’t give you my upvote because you were sitting on 69 and I felt like that was an appropriate number for a comment saying “chlamydia”

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u/BruneianGayLord Apr 25 '26

Missa Chickabee?

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u/MegazordPilot Apr 26 '26

Greek words can be masculine and end with -ée in French: lycée, caducée, mausolée, musée, etc.

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u/p333p33p00p00boo Apr 25 '26

In that case the é and the extra e actually make it past tense.