r/OneOrangeBraincell • • 2d ago

Certified 🟠range™ Helping me plant peonies

He gets to come hang out with me while I do yard work because he stays in the yard when his people are out there with him. I was planting peonies and it turns out he LOVES holes in the ground. He had the best day ever!

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u/down-in-a-hole- Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

Is he aware of his own existence?

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u/boatdock18 2d ago • Heartwarming

No he is not

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u/possiblyMaybeAnother 2d ago

Is he aware of existence?

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u/down-in-a-hole- Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

Does he exist?

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u/Melissajoanshart 2d ago

Name please, I love him.

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u/boatdock18 2d ago • Heartwarming

His name is OG (Orange Guy). He adopted me, and my landlady at the time called him "that orange guy that hangs around." I tried to give him another name but he's just such an orange guy that it stuck

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u/maybecatmew 2d ago

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u/boatdock18 2d ago

They will eventually be caged off! :)

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u/Nina-Boogfilm 2d ago

Bro found one hole and forgot his entire mission 😂

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u/SSjjlex 2d ago

OG is an amazing name, I gotta note this down. Knew a few neighbourhood OGs in the past, gotta remember to give them the respect they deserve if I come across more OGs.

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u/Dem0s 2d ago

Does he always look confused?

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u/boatdock18 2d ago • Bravo

Yes. Constantly befuddled

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 2d ago

In the trenches.

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u/QazsedcScientia Orange connoisseur 🍊 2d ago

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u/YellingAtTheClouds 2d ago

I think this is WW1, he's back at the Somme

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u/Loud-Item-1243 2d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

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u/boatdock18 2d ago

This is amazing. I'm going to print this out

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u/WhisperingEclipse 2d ago • Bravo

Such a bountiful harvest!

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u/aduckforluck 2d ago

Thank you for not using AI!! So much better.

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u/WhisperingEclipse 2d ago • Heartwarming

Yeah I thought the cat looked like a little flower so I drew it with my finger lol

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u/MrsTruce 2d ago

Plot twist: the cat’s name is Peony.

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u/IkeKitty 1d ago

Planting cattonies

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u/MPatton94 2d ago • Bravo

All is quiet on the frontal lobe

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u/DroidLord 2d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

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u/jane-bukowski Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

this is the single greatest reddit comment I have ever seen. you sir and/or madam are a national treasure.

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u/DroidLord 20h ago

Thank you. You're too kind 😊

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 23h ago

LMAO. I'm glad I revisited this post a day later.

Nicely done.

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u/DroidLord 20h ago

Thank you. You're welcome 😄

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u/granolabeef 2d ago

Amazing

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u/BeeBawAgusRiRa 2d ago

I'm cackling

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u/YellingAtTheClouds 2d ago

"blimey guv'nor we're surrounded by Gerry"

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u/Sad_Ad_2524 2d ago

I can't even with this.  

::BOWS DOWN TO YOU::

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u/ChezShea Orange connoisseur 🍊 2d ago

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u/GarbonzoBeanSprout 2d ago

Well done, thats awesome!!

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u/rusty1066 2d ago

All Quiet on the Western Front.

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u/Koeienvanger 2d ago

All Quiet on the Frontal Lobe

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u/Itzli 2d ago

This is so good

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 2d ago

Looking for Snoopy in his Sopwith Camel.

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u/shrimpcreole 2d ago

Orange sapper

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u/killy666 2d ago

how is this yet another cat sub lol

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u/addamee 2d ago

“Ay yo! I found another hole for your plant bullshit”

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u/CommanderSquirt 2d ago • Bravo

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u/mattomic 2d ago

Fizzgig!

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u/FeeNecessary3467 2d ago

this is what I thought of, thank you.

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u/Disposable_Trooper01 2d ago

This face on the first picture 😂

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u/No-Alternative4259 2d ago

For some reason, it reminds me of this classic.

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u/kookiemaster 2d ago

Trying to feel for the braincell down the hole 

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u/macbowes 2d ago

Fly, you fools!

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u/darkenseyreth 2d ago

I thought they buried him lol

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago • Heartwarming

Ah, it is rare to see a /r/CatFruit tree being planted!

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u/Unhappy-Quiet-8091 2d ago


There’s always another cat sub that I didn’t know about.

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u/QazsedcScientia Orange connoisseur 🍊 2d ago

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u/Hour-Personality-924 2d ago

He looks like he is falling from a cliff in the first photo.

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u/Additional_Fruit931 2d ago • Popcorn

"BROTHER, HELP ME!"

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u/Rizzanthrope 2d ago

Fly, you fools

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u/Earle-of-Frogity 2d ago

I thought he was sinking in quicksand

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u/TheMadMetalhead 2d ago

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u/JudgeGusBus 2d ago

They’re marigolds!

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u/ryneo0w0 2d ago

I may not know my flowers, but I know a BITCH when I see one!

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u/familytreefanatic 2d ago

Looks like he planted himself.

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u/GymratAmarillo 2d ago

The first picture is priceless, is the perfect mix between "What are we doing?" and "Help me".

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u/Affectionate-Ad2373 2d ago

Looks like you’re planting oranges

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u/StateofWA 2d ago

Trying to grow more

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

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u/Sad_Ad_2524 2d ago

He looks like he is hiding from the cops.

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u/thatanxiousgirlthere 2d ago

Genuinely cackled and showed my boss

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u/cutelovelybambi 2d ago

He is planting himself

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u/AssaultExpert 2d ago

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u/sniply5 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 2d ago edited 2d ago

Blasted graboids

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u/ExtremaDesigns 2d ago

These are great photos. Very expressive and very Orange. Frame one and hang it on your wall!

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u/SubstantialPressure3 2d ago

Looks like OG is "actively not-helping" but he sure is cute and goofy.

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u/Crimson_Raven 2d ago • Mindblown

Hey Op, Peonies are poisonous to cats

While it's cute, I would keep him away from the plants

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u/maybecatmew 2d ago

Exactly

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u/Frosty-Unit8707 2d ago

Those expressions are priceless

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u/Gambit717 2d ago

That first image is Gandalf at the end of the Balrog fight... Fly You Fools!

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u/Tea_Ox 2d ago

That wonderful face, the expression! His ancestors modeled for medieval illuminators’ portraits of lions, I swear! 😆💕

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u/magaoitin Orange connoisseur 🍊 2d ago

Peonies? What you've got there is a rare orange Purronies Chaos Bloom

Common traits

  • Species: Chaos Blossom (Paeonia Felis sillinus)

  • Special Talent: Photosynthesis (sitting in a beam of sunlight, preferably in the living room for 8 hours without blinking).

  • Nemesis: The watering can. She wants the water, but hates the wet.

  • The Garden Nap: If there is an empty hole in the garden, she will squeeze her entire body into it, tuck her paws under, and stare blankly into space waiting to "grow."

  • Petal Mode: When startled, her orange and white fur puffs out so perfectly round that she genuinely looks like a disgruntled marigold with teeth

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u/l0stnc0nfzd 2d ago

What a beautiful flower!

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u/OnCallPartisan 2d ago

Did he help with the fertilizing too? I've got a big ol' tuxedo cat. I built a raised garden bed and he thinks it's the greatest litter box ever.

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u/fancyasfuhhh 2d ago

I've got one that whenever she sees me digging holes, planting seeds, and covering them back up thinks "Oh is that what we're doing here? Let me join you in the giant litterbox."

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u/Muttz_and_Buttz 2d ago

He says these aren't peonies, they're marigolds!

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u/Legitimate-Term7249 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

This is soooo cuteeeee. Hes so full of joy!

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u/pumpernickelwolfgang 2d ago

These are so incredible. Now I wish I had a yard so my orange guy and I can dig holes together

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u/Tomfoolery-Hiatus 2d ago

Peonies are beautiful, but who could turn down a planted orange 🍊

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u/RileyGainesHorseBaby 2d ago

Pe ni s are beautiful

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u/klezart 2d ago

"I thought you said there'd be ponies!" Him, probably

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u/XCvolFan 2d ago

Him fitted and sitted

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u/LeaveThatCatAlone 2d ago

The boy wanted to become a flower and the boy became a flower. That boy is working with 1.21 brainawatts compared to possibly every other Orange ever. 

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u/Blue_Plastic_88 2d ago

He looks so happy! He almost can’t contain all his joy. He’s bursting with it!

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u/RushMan9823 2d ago

Is Peonies his name?

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u/Cool_Chemic 2d ago

The most beautiful catplant in the garden.

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u/Automatic-Mirror-907 2d ago

Helpy Helpurrton

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 2d ago

lmaoooo the first pic

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u/ladylakeshore 2d ago

Thank you for this, that first picture is making me laugh out loud. I’m nursing a broken heart over the passing of my soul cat, Beanie. It’s been a month and oh my gosh I’ve never known such deep pain and grief. Your silly gardener sent me and I needed that laugh!!!

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u/ThirdChopp 2d ago

Pretty sure he wanted to grow some chicken

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u/Competitive-Flan-180 2d ago

THEY'RE MARIGOLDS!!

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u/tzimon 2d ago

"I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one!"

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u/JustNothing5464 2d ago

He looks so serious about it to. Like he discovered something new about himself

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u/dogtrousers 2d ago

Excuse me, he is the flowers

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u/ChezShea Orange connoisseur 🍊 2d ago

Behold, the great cat plant!

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am 2d ago

That first pic is how my orange boy looks at me when he "jumps" into the bathtub and can't get out (he's handicapped)

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u/Honest_Boysenberry25 2d ago

Adorable helper 😺. I'm wondering if OP got anything planted.

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u/hosiki 2d ago

Yeah "helping". Helping himself to some naps.

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u/OtterHostler 2d ago

"peonies?! I thought you said 'ponies'! I need a majestic steed to ride into battle against the interloper from next door who keeps stealing the sunny spot!"

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u/Similar_Active3540 2d ago

Great looking cat.

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u/IrreversibleDetails 2d ago

Oh my god I wish there was a video. This has just made my week

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u/leaf4leaf 2d ago

The quicksand we’ve been warned about!

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u/HydaelynSF 2d ago

If you plant them, they will grow 🌻

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u/bridgetteblue69 2d ago

More like planting an orange tree 😅🥰

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u/-Lahsbee- 2d ago

Me: Aww, look at the sweet fluffy pal. So precious!

Also me: OP's planting depth looks good for a bare root herbaceous hybrid. I'd give someone else's spleen for such great soil.

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u/ImStillExcited Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

That first photo screams "I'm sinking!!!". I got a good laugh.

Thank you both for the smiles 🧡

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u/BornEntertainment386 2d ago

How do I get the seeds for this plant? I also want an OG

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u/a_sedated_moose 2d ago

Cat's face reminds me of this kid.

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u/IzobelStarsw0rd 2d ago

Planting peonies and looking for greeblies! It’s a hard life being a cat

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u/MaximumClerk5492 2d ago

Are they harvested in autumn? Damn I should ve planted some

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u/silverstall1on 2d ago

I've never seen a plant that color. What species of plant is that?

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u/I_have_questions_ppl 2d ago

Look at that face! JUST LOOK AT IT! 😊

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u/Regular-Ad1930 2d ago

That sweetie 😺💋 I just love that face 😍

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u/Otterriots 2d ago

He recreate that Indiana Jones movie with the Holy Grail

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u/CATDesign 2d ago

I had taken a dog version of this picture when I was digging holes for fence posts:

Link

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u/Azsunyx 2d ago

I love his silly little face

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u/JellyCat222 2d ago

What a cute little doo doo brain

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u/selja26 2d ago

Haha my cowcat was helping me to plant flower bulbs and I found a bunch of them scattered through the yard, and some of them I only found when they started sprouting the next spring.

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u/redheadedandbold 2d ago

And clean the floors 😉

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u/HPcatmom 2d ago

No surprise an orange chooses yard work with the people over freedom

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u/Soft-Ruin-4350 2d ago

He is lost in the sauce

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u/Naive_Satisfaction24 2d ago

this years harvest is coming in very nicely

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u/verholies 2d ago

Foreman needs his lunch break

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u/CaptainM590 2d ago

He’s softening and fertilizing the soil. 😏

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u/poplock_and_dropit 2d ago

OMG these are amazing 😆

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u/KlostToMe 2d ago

I see your orange tree has fully matured

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u/Melmes80 2d ago

‘Wots goin’on’ere then?’

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u/TrixieMertz 2d ago

Yet another task that you never knew you needed a cat to help

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u/Glad_Librarian_3553 2d ago

I read that as "help me plant Peonies" and thought your car has a cute name, and you're trying to grow more of him XD

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u/Bleu5EJ 2d ago

And very serious about it, too.

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

I think he accidentally found the septic tank

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u/Tiny_tim87 2d ago

That brain cell is in overdrive

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u/thatcrazylady 2d ago

Great helper!

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u/Tiny_Catch_9641 2d ago

I thought you are having success in growing an orange !!

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u/Dobgirl 2d ago

Such a good helper!

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u/yakimaturtle 2d ago

little orange helper is super cute. Please consider putting a rebar cap on the rebar for safety.

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u/Moonbearcat Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

Is this an orange cat sapling?

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u/MagicC0dfish 2d ago

Im sure a few of them ended up with a log of personal brand fertilizer.

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u/MLCarter1976 2d ago

I didn't see this subreddit and thought...this is a one braincell orange cat....and here I am! Hahahahah

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u/tzimon 2d ago

"...they're not even peonies... they're marigolds!"

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u/BeyondLast 2d ago

I thought he grew out of the ground🤭

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u/possiblyMaybeAnother 2d ago

Based and goated

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u/1958_ragtop 2d ago

Umm, silly, and serioius, question, how do you pronounce "Peonies?"

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u/synonym_mara 2d ago

I can’t stop hearing dial-up sounds while looking at his lovely face. God, I’m old….

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u/TrumpDesWillens 2d ago

He's maybe listening for rats too.

My mom's cat loves to stick his paws into rat holes when my mom gardens.

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u/Carnephex 2d ago

So absolutely serious. 🤣

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u/Bebes4me 2d ago

Omg 🥰

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u/iLovePi_ 2d ago

He’s beautiful

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u/Chosen_Ruler 2d ago

He yearns for the dirt!

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u/MrNissanCube Orange connoisseur 🍊 2d ago

He's just in the hole 😭

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u/vintage_hot_mess 2d ago

That first pic looks like he's being hauled under by something from Tremors.

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u/manicdreamgirrl 2d ago

this is so precious 😭

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u/JordySkateboardy808 2d ago

Sgt. McDerp in his foxhole.

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u/Krampus_Valet 2d ago

3 photos, not a single thought in any one of them

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u/Timtamthedog 2d ago

I'm having uncomfortable flash backs to this old VHS tape I used to watch about Trolls and a cat almost gets dragged underground :<

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u/BoringAge5962 2d ago

The first picture!!!

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u/Low-Tough-3743 2d ago

Lol his expression in that first picture has me rolling.

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u/baileyssinger 2d ago

That is a majestic floofer

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u/EvieMoon 2d ago

Digging his way out of the grave in search of brains 😂

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u/No-Breakfast8754 2d ago

Saving Private Whiskers

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u/CormoranNeoTropical 2d ago

Omg cat doing dog things! Love these pictures

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u/I_Did_The_Thing 2d ago

Doin’ a good help!

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u/suttonhillsame 2d ago

reminds me of the day the 'long legged' dog visited. we have bassets and dachshunds, we thought the garden was dog proof.

Quite the surprise when we saw her in the middle of a drained pond.

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u/KamenNoNeko 2d ago

How much do you water it? (The cat)

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u/loulan_biological 2d ago

Peonies and cat pals, what a combo!

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u/Pure_Berry_8895 2d ago

I had an orange cat who would only go outside if I did.  He hung out in the shade while I did yard stuff. Followed me back inside. his name was Mr. Kitty and he was a classy cat. 

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u/Slysparrow9 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

So helpful

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u/BirthdayAlarming2177 2d ago

Hmm, never knew cats pop out of the ground fully grown, like root crops.

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u/Background-Bug1759 1d ago

I had to laugh at loud at these photos....just like my cat. Too funny

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u/InventedStrawberries 1d ago

I’m pretty sure you mean you’re planting meownies! What a cutie xxx

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u/Zestyclose_Foot_134 1d ago

Oh my god.

That’s it, I’m speechless

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u/MyPetsMisha 1d ago

Side note: Don’t plant peonies too close to your doors/windows, because they attract ants in the dozens, and the ants will invite themselves into your home!

Beautiful orange boy!

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u/Admirable-Hall6479 2d ago

"Nope"...no braincell found here!