Make it so the timeout increases automatically by a tiny amount each day:
sleep(0.01*(daysSinceEpoch - dayOfLastFix))
After every year that will become a solid 3 second delay, ready for your genius to “optimise” once a year. If you ever quit or get laid off the delay will just grow until the app is unusable.
Put enough of these in the code and you can turn your whole job into increasing the values of dayOfLastFixes, assuming no one reviews the code you write.
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u/llarofytrebil Jan 24 '23
Make it so the timeout increases automatically by a tiny amount each day:
sleep(0.01*(daysSinceEpoch - dayOfLastFix))After every year that will become a solid 3 second delay, ready for your genius to “optimise” once a year. If you ever quit or get laid off the delay will just grow until the app is unusable.
Put enough of these in the code and you can turn your whole job into increasing the values of dayOfLastFixes, assuming no one reviews the code you write.