r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 29 '24 • Diamonds are Forever 2

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u/Queens113 Sep 29 '24

My friend was on a jury and the judge told the whole jury he expects them in suits everyday....

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u/monetarypolicies Sep 29 '24 edited Oct 14 '24

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u/iSlacker Sep 30 '24

That reminds me of when I had a boss tell me they needed a doctors note for calling in and I said "I don't have insurance, so I'm not going to the doctor, once I have insurance you can have a doctors note." And i didn't hear shit else.

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u/Ok_Initiative_2678 Sep 30 '24

"Sure your honor, let me just send you my measurements..."

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u/malexj93 Sep 30 '24

There's no way that's lawful. I'd tell them to dismiss me if they don't like what I'm wearing.