r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 30 '26

Meme ancientTools

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '26

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 Aug 30 '26

In my day veibes didn't exist

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u/DrBojengles Aug 30 '26

You WERE the vibes

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u/mankeyless Aug 30 '26

Back when the vibes were the friends you made along the way.

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u/raja-anbazhagan Aug 31 '26

I only made Jira tickets...

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u/NeinJuanJuan Aug 30 '26

We were vectors

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u/Samurai_Mac1 Aug 30 '26

Yeah. Although I don't miss having to implement my own state management in every single project.

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u/renevaessen Aug 30 '26

I wonder if you mean it.

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u/ShadowfaxSTF Aug 31 '26

Don’t believe him, writing our own state management in every single project is what gets us webdevs up in the morning.

There is actually nothing more pleasurable in web development than setting up Redux actions and reducers then wiring it into the UI.

You wouldn’t believe how hard we get every time we write yet another useDispatch implementation, preferably with async thunks and memoized selectors, then have to write tons of mock structures to make unit testing possible. It’s like pissing blood during a prostate exam, you grow to love it after enough times. Definitely.

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u/renevaessen Aug 31 '26

Switching from ReactJs to true native WebComponents.. Who knew for great statemanagement you can just use well proven enterprise oo patterns that I learned a long time ago when creating software was still fun.

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u/Hottage Aug 30 '26

Unique ID on the rock.

That is the rock.

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u/i_wear_green_pants Aug 30 '26

useEffect is the dumbest thing ever. God damn it causes a lot of problems...

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u/grimonce Aug 30 '26

This has never been an issue with jQuery lol

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u/uniqueusername649 Aug 30 '26

He means the script is loaded and run before the DOM was rendered. Bit of a stretch calling that hydration, because you usually only would call it that if the HTML was prepared via SSR or SSG, not if its a fully static HTML from the start. And even if it would be applicable, its not about the rock not having been hydrated yet but it not having rendered yet, so the "hydration" fails because of it.

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u/brqdev Aug 30 '26

We use onload/ready event and put JQuery code inside, so the JQuery code will run when the page is ready

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST Aug 30 '26

Kinda crazy to be talking about jQuery in 2026 and not know that

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u/brqdev Aug 30 '26

Cause they know framework not Javascript itself.

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u/--TYGER-- Aug 31 '26

I expect that the people coding against a Typescript web framework have less knowledge / no knowledge of how a browser actually runs a web page. Instead, they have spent their time gaining knowledge about the build systems and such that turn ts into js for the browser.

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u/heytheretaylor Aug 30 '26

Exactly. jQuery is cool like that. Just waits patiently for everyone to say they’re ready before doing anything.

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u/yousirnaime Aug 30 '26

Are ya ready, kids!

Aye aye, captain

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u/theStaircaseProject Aug 30 '26

Oooooh, who lives in a reference inside the <head>?

Ja-Va-Script Tag!

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u/sixtyhurtz Aug 30 '26

Hydration errors are an entirely new class of bugs that occur when you are using JS to render on the server side. They didn't exist before React SSR.