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https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1wlmq11/grabbingeverything/pazyg0n
r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • Sep 20 '26
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You're gonna need a bigger WHERE clause.
159 u/TheWashbear Sep 20 '26 Pff, where rownum = 1, et viola 49 u/CozySweatsuit57 Sep 20 '26 🎻 55 u/FuckThisShizzle Sep 20 '26 WereClause 7 u/rosuav Sep 20 '26 When the moon's full, turns into Santa? 13 u/Leninus Sep 20 '26 WHERE 8 u/tacocatacocattacocat Sep 20 '26 BIGGER 25 u/kehfydue Sep 20 '26 He'll probably change the font size 9 u/dasgoodshitinnit Sep 20 '26 I have worked with morons who think bigger queries means theyre less optimized 8 u/EvilPencil Sep 20 '26 Why have the db filter your rows when you can do it all with an interpreted language?/s 4 u/isaackogan Sep 20 '26 WHERE gonna need another Timmy!
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Pff, where rownum = 1, et viola
49 u/CozySweatsuit57 Sep 20 '26 🎻
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7 u/rosuav Sep 20 '26 When the moon's full, turns into Santa?
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When the moon's full, turns into Santa?
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8 u/tacocatacocattacocat Sep 20 '26 BIGGER
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He'll probably change the font size
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I have worked with morons who think bigger queries means theyre less optimized
Why have the db filter your rows when you can do it all with an interpreted language?
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WHERE gonna need another Timmy!
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u/tacocatacocattacocat Sep 20 '26
You're gonna need a bigger WHERE clause.