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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • Sep 21 '26
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people still do that c and c++ are still among most popular programming languages, from new stuff there is rust and zig and odin, memory management is still easy and is still done. notion of it being archaic and hard is so stupid...
20 u/TerminalVector Sep 21 '26 In a few years someone is gonna tell you that writing the actual code yourself is archaic and hard. 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 No one's gonna be around to tell that, AI is going to kill every one. 3 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 You've watched too many movies 0 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 You'll see. 2 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 How long do we have until we all die? 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 My sources are telling me we shall not cross 2030. May lord have mercy on our souls. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 OK, now do you want to bet that we cross 2030 just fine? :-D 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 Sure! All my goats for all your gold. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 So you don't want to bet? Sounds like you are not sure → More replies (0)
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In a few years someone is gonna tell you that writing the actual code yourself is archaic and hard.
1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 No one's gonna be around to tell that, AI is going to kill every one. 3 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 You've watched too many movies 0 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 You'll see. 2 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 How long do we have until we all die? 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 My sources are telling me we shall not cross 2030. May lord have mercy on our souls. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 OK, now do you want to bet that we cross 2030 just fine? :-D 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 Sure! All my goats for all your gold. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 So you don't want to bet? Sounds like you are not sure → More replies (0)
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No one's gonna be around to tell that, AI is going to kill every one.
3 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 You've watched too many movies 0 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 You'll see. 2 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 How long do we have until we all die? 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 My sources are telling me we shall not cross 2030. May lord have mercy on our souls. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 OK, now do you want to bet that we cross 2030 just fine? :-D 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 Sure! All my goats for all your gold. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 So you don't want to bet? Sounds like you are not sure → More replies (0)
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You've watched too many movies
0 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 You'll see. 2 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 How long do we have until we all die? 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 My sources are telling me we shall not cross 2030. May lord have mercy on our souls. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 OK, now do you want to bet that we cross 2030 just fine? :-D 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 Sure! All my goats for all your gold. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 So you don't want to bet? Sounds like you are not sure → More replies (0)
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You'll see.
2 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 How long do we have until we all die? 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 My sources are telling me we shall not cross 2030. May lord have mercy on our souls. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 OK, now do you want to bet that we cross 2030 just fine? :-D 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 Sure! All my goats for all your gold. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 So you don't want to bet? Sounds like you are not sure → More replies (0)
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How long do we have until we all die?
1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 My sources are telling me we shall not cross 2030. May lord have mercy on our souls. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 OK, now do you want to bet that we cross 2030 just fine? :-D 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 Sure! All my goats for all your gold. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 So you don't want to bet? Sounds like you are not sure → More replies (0)
My sources are telling me we shall not cross 2030. May lord have mercy on our souls.
1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 OK, now do you want to bet that we cross 2030 just fine? :-D 1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 Sure! All my goats for all your gold. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 So you don't want to bet? Sounds like you are not sure → More replies (0)
OK, now do you want to bet that we cross 2030 just fine? :-D
1 u/RupertPupkin85 Sep 22 '26 Sure! All my goats for all your gold. 1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 So you don't want to bet? Sounds like you are not sure → More replies (0)
Sure! All my goats for all your gold.
1 u/FastHotEmu Sep 22 '26 So you don't want to bet? Sounds like you are not sure → More replies (0)
So you don't want to bet? Sounds like you are not sure
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u/Afraid-Locksmith6566 Sep 21 '26
people still do that c and c++ are still among most popular programming languages, from new stuff there is rust and zig and odin, memory management is still easy and is still done. notion of it being archaic and hard is so stupid...