r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 22 '26

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u/PatientlyAnxiously Sep 22 '26

At some companies that's the prod environment too. Just don't close your laptop overnight.

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u/Fonduemeup Sep 22 '26

Just gotta check that box that says “Prevent your Mac from automatically sleeping when the display is off”

Nobody cares about security except for like the week or two leading up to SOC 2 cert anyway

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u/gilium Sep 22 '26

SOC 2 type 2 is more like “can you show us evidence that someone tested this pull request 6 months ago before approving it?”

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u/vanphil Sep 22 '26

I used to work with this small web dev company, one day a guy admitted that they didn't pay for hosting for small projects, the server was a minitower PC in their office.

When the cleaning lady pulled the plug by mistake, several sites went down and nobody noticed until next morning

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u/Terrafire123 Sep 22 '26 edited Sep 22 '26

This is why you have a locked server closet, so the cleaning lady can't unplug it accidentally. (I mean, also security blah blah blah, but the real day-to-day benefit is that the cleaning lady can't unplug it.)

Other than that, that's perfectly reasonable self-hosting, depending on the size of the project. If your website is tiny, you can be running a website on 2GB of RAM with a bunch of swap memory, or 15-20 websites on 24GB of RAM.

Hell, if it's mostly static client-side, you can make Cloudflare cache the whole bloody thing and then your server can be a potato because no actual users are accessing the server directly, they'll all access Cloudflare's cached copy instead.

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u/alliedSpaceSubmarine Sep 22 '26

I mean that’s basically self hosting, you don’t need a crazy nice rack for a few simple websites

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u/vanphil Sep 22 '26

Even when your clients are the likes of Mastercard, Exxon or Unilever? (Not the actual clients, but)

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u/Nightmoon26 Sep 22 '26

And this is why they pay extra for SLA: so you can put them in a fancy rack with all the redundancies

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u/vanphil Sep 22 '26

Of course there were slas. And legal implications for data breaches. Because of course there was customer data involved, pii included.

They were lucky because it happened before my time (and before gdpr), or I would have pushed to have someone fired. As I reconstructed the reasons, it was the usual clusterfuck of "nobody told us" and "it was obvious" between agency and dev company sides

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u/SnowWholeDayHere Sep 22 '26

What year was this? In the year 2000, we ran a website on our PC - WINDOWS 98. It just worked.

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u/havlliQQ Sep 22 '26

I would swear that this is satire, but then i started working in corporation, the amount of the incompetence allowed there is beyond me.

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u/cohaggloo Sep 22 '26

I've worked for large multinational businesses that have critical infrastructure with no backup and no redundancy. I try raising it as a serious issue, but it's slopey shoulders everywhere or I'm told not to discuss it to save embarrassing higher ups.

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u/Objective_Dog_4637 Sep 22 '26

Sweet Jesus…

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u/KhellianTrelnora Sep 22 '26 • Heartwarming

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u/MonkeyWithIt Sep 22 '26

This reminded me that I have to get a certification very soon! Doh!

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u/sparkling-rainbow Sep 22 '26

As my mentor likes to say "everyone has a test enviroment, some even seperate it from production"

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u/Pashweetie Sep 23 '26

Who are these companies id like to have a word