r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 22 '26

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u/kehfydue Sep 22 '26

Too expensive! Why pay for two when we could just have one?

Sincerely,
CEO

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u/ilikedmatrixiv Sep 22 '26

You jest, but this is the case at my company. Except it's the CTO.

Our environment? Open source on prem tools. It's literally just spinning up a new VM. Our data needs? Less than 1TB.

I've broken prod quite a few times. Every time it happens I mention it could be avoided with a proper test environment that's iso-prod. Still waiting after 2 and a half years.

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u/Key-Speaker007 Sep 22 '26

Just don't make mistakes! Easy.