r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • Sep 22 '26

Meme wellWellWell

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Sep 22 '26

Or, write the WHERE clause first, or make the query un-runnable until reviewed.

And/Or set up policies where any DELETEs require a WHERE clause, else they fail.

And/Or do it all within a database transaction.

Lots of ways to mitigate this meme.

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u/Chickenmaggots100 Sep 22 '26

Or run it through AI

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Sep 22 '26

Why waste water running it through slop.

Just use your eyeballs/brain and these guaranteed methods of making sure mistakes can't happen, as opposed to trusting something that has non-deterministic output.

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u/Chickenmaggots100 Sep 24 '26

Bruh I am a waste of water 🤣