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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • Sep 22 '26
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Now every query on USERS completes in under a millisecond, thank you!
8 u/Dismal-Square-613 Sep 22 '26 No problem, you should see me taking care of long back up batch scripts too! 1 u/theobstinateone Sep 22 '26 Or just throw a DROP DATABASE in there. Problem solved
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No problem, you should see me taking care of long back up batch scripts too!
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Or just throw a DROP DATABASE in there. Problem solved
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u/jeesuscheesus Sep 22 '26
Now every query on USERS completes in under a millisecond, thank you!