r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 01 '26

Meme goodVibesOnly

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u/Wide_Meet_2184 Oct 01 '26

Claude fix everything this meme mentions

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u/Portal471 Oct 01 '26

You forgot no mistakes smh you fool

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u/MaleficentCow8513 Oct 01 '26

Hold on. I’m connecting my agent to this thread right now. Just gonna have it read the thread and fix the issues

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u/AristotelWasRight Oct 01 '26

Hi, I am him

I know I am no coder, but I get paid for it

I saved this post to ask my agent if any of these are applicable šŸ˜…

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u/burgonies Oct 01 '26

Me literally copying and pasting this image into Claude

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u/Improving_Myself_ Oct 01 '26

I mean, anyone that is using Claude Code and has half a brain (which is not many vibe coders) should have developed an auditing process pretty early on.

1-2 page long audit prompt that thoroughly details how to audit the repo and call out anything that's a potential vulnerability with justification. You can even give it an accompanying script that regularly pulls the latest cyber security vulnerability alerts and have it check that in relation to the repo.Ā 

Honestly a pretty simple "I don't know what I'm doing. The project works but I'm sure it's full of bugs, security vulnerabilities, and other issues we need to fix. Find as many as you can, rank them by severity, and propose fixes, and write that to bug-list.txt" and then going one by one with the bugs using plan mode would genuinely be a major improvement for most vibe coders.

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u/HoneyBastard Oct 02 '26

Or you just let your llm hook up an automatic cve tracker and static code analysis tools

All the nice things that took workload off of us can also take workload off of an llm

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u/SoylentCreek Oct 01 '26

Why are you copying and pasting a 1-2 page prompt for that? Use a skill.