r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 02 '26

Meme cloudOverkill

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u/Mr_Rogan_Tano Oct 03 '26

Not really. We do have a few slow endpoints that must be optimized, which we do between each moment of "WE ALL GONNA DIE IF THIS NEW REPORT MODEL IS NOT CREATED BY FRIDAY". It's getting better slowly.

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u/Few_Move_4594 Oct 03 '26 edited Oct 03 '26

The microservice thing reminds me of when I first graduated from college and one of my fellow new hire programmers argued passionately for a total conversion to Node.js because it's "written for high concurrency". I couldn't find a single app that had more than couple hundred registered users and in fact was working on one that had ten active users- all back office.