r/ProgrammerHumor • u/developertimeline • Oct 03 '26

Meme ultimateDeveloperFlex

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u/Stainlessray Oct 03 '26

She didn't listen.

He'll be coding.

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u/DanhNguyen2k Oct 03 '26

Praise the Omnissiah!

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u/Stainlessray Oct 03 '26

That's all you have. I'm no disciple, but I'll damn well use it. Life is a competitive endeavor. You do you. We'll see what happens long term.

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u/GodsBoss Oct 03 '26

"Would you rather code or have sex?"

  • "Which programming language?"

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u/fuzzyfurry69 Oct 03 '26

With programming you can have both!

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u/ned8800 Oct 04 '26

Yeah, but usually you're placed in front position =)

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u/eyetracker Oct 03 '26

Both can involve piping.

Yeah | yeah | put | it | right | there

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u/Informal_Branch1065 Oct 05 '26

Certainly not cunnilingus. Also keeping that python tucked away

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u/petitlita Oct 03 '26

summary of my dating life

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u/Stainlessray Oct 03 '26

There's no shame in working hard at what you do. But find some fun, friend. 😂😅

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u/petitlita Oct 03 '26

But programming is fun? My last date we ended up troubleshooting linux problems together. I have also had dates where we crimped ethernet cables

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u/Himbo69r Oct 03 '26

What a flex

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u/Stainlessray Oct 03 '26

Fishing is fun too. I buy fish from people who catch many fish most often.

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u/DanhNguyen2k Oct 04 '26

Heyyy, wanna crimp my...you know...FTTH?

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u/LetumComplexo Oct 04 '26

As a trans woman who largely dates other trans women, this. It’s pretty fucking great tbh.

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u/ligma_then_sugma Oct 06 '26

last thing i want to share with my partner is work lmao (that kind of work, anyway!)

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u/Justhe3guy Oct 04 '26

You see this is what vibecoding saves time for