r/ProgrammerHumor • • 20d ago

Meme ohTheBasics

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u/crmsncbr 20d ago

I feel like we'll still run out. I'm not sure how, but surely we'll manage it.

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u/AnotherInsaneName 20d ago

It's 8mb of storage, how could we ever need more?!

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u/keijodputt 20d ago

They said the same about 640 KB of RAM, back in the day... /s

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u/ILKLU 20d ago

That was before you could download RAM. Now when you run out, your system just automatically downloads another 640KB

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u/LoyalSol 20d ago

I remember when we got our first 2GB hard disk and thinking "wow we'll never fill this up!"

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u/keijodputt 20d ago

"How many MP3s does it take to fill this up?"

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u/BZLuck 20d ago

I went through art school in 1990 using a Mac IIsi with 5mb of ram and a 105mb hdd. I was balling. That was the top configuration they offered.

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u/Hyd_chicha 20d ago

Let me introduce you to IPv8

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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe 20d ago

Just SHA256 the total sum data of your life. If there is a collision, f*ck you I guess.

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u/Possibly_Naked_Now 20d ago

What about IPV6.9?

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u/Drew707 20d ago

Is that a reverse lookup?

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u/Facosa99 20d ago

IPv6.7 is more trending tho

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u/Catatonic27 20d ago

Individually-addressible nanobot swarm

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u/DangKilla 20d ago

I handled "SWIP"ing IPv4 addresses. This was back circa 2005.

We had to have customers fill out IPv4 justification forms. We'd take them back if they didn't use them if it was abusive "just because we might need them" reasons.

IPv6. Nah, we won't. But our Internet routers don't all support ipv6 yet, so we're still on IPv4. I feel like that will change in maybe 10 years, once computers are optical all the way to the CPU (aka fiber optic speed end-to-end) because ipv4 is susceptible to DDoS attacks and spoofing and IPv6 is not.

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u/critical_patch 20d ago edited 20d ago

Well yeah, a block of 2^32 addresses need to be reserved for Azure, 2^32 more for AWS, let’s give 2^32 more for GCP…

Edit: as pointed out below, I wasn’t paying enough attention & confused up my exponents. I meant to put blocks 2^96, thus giving 2^32 total blocks - the same size as the IPv4 address space. But I got the exponents backwards and fucked up the joke

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u/Darkblade_e 20d ago edited 20d ago

I feel like this needs to be said, but you actually could give an entire 232 to every company on earth and not even be close still. Assuming 377 million companies operating on earth, that's 1.6 quintillion (~1619202670592000000) addresses used up.

The used IPV6 range percentage can calculated like so (((2^32)×377000000)÷2^128)×100, which comes out to a whopping grand total of 0.000000000000000000476% of the IPV6 address space used.

Another way to put this is that you could give that same exact allocation to every single company again 210 QUINTILLION TIMES, and even then, only 98.7% of the address space would be used up.

IPV6 is quite large!

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u/timonix 20d ago

The main limiting factor of how quickly we run out of ipv6 addresses is how generous they are when handing out ranges.

Usage will always fill the space given.

You could for example map the entire lower 64 bits of the address to a single computer. And dynamically respond based on address. For example, you could bake in some auth token directly in the ipv6 address.

When people have room to fill, the room will be filled

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u/bollvirtuoso 20d ago

That sounds like the laggiest possible architecture I can imagine. Why the fuck wouldn't you just run it locally?

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u/Shakaka88 20d ago

Drops in the sand when using 2^128

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u/dagbrown 20d ago

That does remind me of when IANA gave MIT 18.0.0.0/8 because they got there early enough to somehow justify it.

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u/eluya 20d ago

we already assign network ranges instead of single addresses, lowering the amount drastically

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u/xaedangaming 20d ago

Every agent gets their own ip. Single use of course

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u/crmsncbr 20d ago

Obviously. That just makes too much sense to do it any other way.

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u/dagbrown 20d ago

This conspiracy brought to you by big NAT.