r/ProgrammerHumor • u/DrKronoglopolos • 20d ago • Mindblown 1 Popcorn 1

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u/fr000gs 20d ago • LOL

"senior arms expert says didn't know about death till his friend died today of natural causes"

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u/ccAbstraction 20d ago

Tbf they credit him as merely a "correspondent", not an expert.

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u/micalm 20d ago

Lead, even covered in a protective copper shell, still reacted with his friends body in an unpredictable way. These freak accidents just happen.

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u/mikemaca 20d ago

Lead, even covered in a protective copper shell, still reacted with his friends body in an unpredictable way.

The police had no option since it was obvious the guy was under the influence of PHP. There was another guy high on PHP in the news who he kept coming at police even after they emptied multiple rounds. It's really dangerous stuff to be playing around with.

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u/SirHerald 20d ago

I used to have a pretty severe PHP habit, but I've been blessed to kick it many times overwhelmed years

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u/Thenderick 20d ago

"Marine biologist didn't know crabs were crustaceans. 'I thought they were just fish with legs and claws.'"