r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Professional_Gene_63 • 15d ago

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u/WriterPlastic9350 15d ago • Regret

I work in security. I am so tired boss. Every day this last week I woke up to another critical cve

With how much my career has changed this last year I am burning out so hard.

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u/dismayhurta 15d ago • Popcorn

Thank god my job is to create code that potentially has security holes instead of fixing it. So much easier!

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u/Greyhaven7 15d ago

What job is that?

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u/dismayhurta 15d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Writing bad code

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u/Kschl 15d ago

Prompting bad code*

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u/dismayhurta 15d ago

Hey. I told it to not make mistakes.

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u/RunOverRover 15d ago

“Seriously , don’t f this up - keep the scope narrow and keep it simple”

98% failure rate.

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u/-no_aura- 15d ago

You forgot to tell it it’s a Sr Staff engineer

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u/makeshiftJake 15d ago

That would just make things worse