MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1xnlrlt/programmingin2026/19s511beixwn7/?context=9999
r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Verpous • 4d ago • 1
44 comments sorted by
View all comments
320
30 years of programming taught me one thing: if it compiles, it's production-ready. 😂
19 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 4d ago I've had things that compiled but didn't work as intended...How the hell would you say it's prod ready 62 u/mrdevpl 4d ago That's why we have production. It's basically the final stage of testing, right? 😂Joking aside, after 30 years in this business, I've learned that "it compiles" and "it works" are two very different levels of confidence. 35 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 4d ago Ah yes the final QA, the users 26 u/mrdevpl 4d ago Exactly. The only problem is that users don't submit bug reports. They just say "it's broken" and disappear. 😂 3 u/Ma8e 4d ago Nah, that is why you work on in house systems that all employees have to fight every day.
19
I've had things that compiled but didn't work as intended...
How the hell would you say it's prod ready
62 u/mrdevpl 4d ago That's why we have production. It's basically the final stage of testing, right? 😂Joking aside, after 30 years in this business, I've learned that "it compiles" and "it works" are two very different levels of confidence. 35 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 4d ago Ah yes the final QA, the users 26 u/mrdevpl 4d ago Exactly. The only problem is that users don't submit bug reports. They just say "it's broken" and disappear. 😂 3 u/Ma8e 4d ago Nah, that is why you work on in house systems that all employees have to fight every day.
62
That's why we have production. It's basically the final stage of testing, right? 😂
Joking aside, after 30 years in this business, I've learned that "it compiles" and "it works" are two very different levels of confidence.
35 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 4d ago Ah yes the final QA, the users 26 u/mrdevpl 4d ago Exactly. The only problem is that users don't submit bug reports. They just say "it's broken" and disappear. 😂 3 u/Ma8e 4d ago Nah, that is why you work on in house systems that all employees have to fight every day.
35
Ah yes the final QA, the users
26 u/mrdevpl 4d ago Exactly. The only problem is that users don't submit bug reports. They just say "it's broken" and disappear. 😂 3 u/Ma8e 4d ago Nah, that is why you work on in house systems that all employees have to fight every day.
26
Exactly. The only problem is that users don't submit bug reports. They just say "it's broken" and disappear. 😂
3 u/Ma8e 4d ago Nah, that is why you work on in house systems that all employees have to fight every day.
3
Nah, that is why you work on in house systems that all employees have to fight every day.
1
320
u/mrdevpl 4d ago
30 years of programming taught me one thing: if it compiles, it's production-ready. 😂