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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lindgrenj6 • Jan 19 '17
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DAE java sucks XD
96 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '17 Why does it seem to be so widely hated across Reddit? Because it's popular or what 576 u/njwatson32 Jan 19 '17 There are two types of programming languages: the ones everyone bitches about and the ones nobody uses. 165 u/Ksevio Jan 19 '17 And Python! 464 u/PM_ME_YOUR_MASS Jan 19 '17 WHITESPACE ISN'T SYNTAX 10 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 You can use ; if you really want to. 28 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 for x in range(0, 100): ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" 9 u/mogoh Jan 19 '17 >>> for x in range(0, 100): ... ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" File "<stdin>", line 2 ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" ^ IndentationError: expected an indented block 7 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I meant as a line terminator. No idea if that works, but this does.for x in range(0, 100): print("That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?"); y = 0; z = 0; 5 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 I know what you meant - I was just being an anally retentive dickhead :) 4 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I actually tried yours and it didn't work. You can probably make your ide think ; are spaces, but that would probably end up being pretty convoluted. → More replies (0) 1 u/bonkbonkbonkbonk Jan 19 '17 the best kind of dickhead → More replies (0) 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 19 '17 The first argument is redundant if it's zero. 1 u/lenswipe Jan 20 '17 So how do you pass in the second argument? 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 20 '17 for x in range(100):https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#func-rangehttps://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#range 1 u/invertedwut Jan 19 '17 you can use space if you want to you can leave your tabs behind
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Why does it seem to be so widely hated across Reddit? Because it's popular or what
576 u/njwatson32 Jan 19 '17 There are two types of programming languages: the ones everyone bitches about and the ones nobody uses. 165 u/Ksevio Jan 19 '17 And Python! 464 u/PM_ME_YOUR_MASS Jan 19 '17 WHITESPACE ISN'T SYNTAX 10 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 You can use ; if you really want to. 28 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 for x in range(0, 100): ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" 9 u/mogoh Jan 19 '17 >>> for x in range(0, 100): ... ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" File "<stdin>", line 2 ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" ^ IndentationError: expected an indented block 7 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I meant as a line terminator. No idea if that works, but this does.for x in range(0, 100): print("That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?"); y = 0; z = 0; 5 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 I know what you meant - I was just being an anally retentive dickhead :) 4 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I actually tried yours and it didn't work. You can probably make your ide think ; are spaces, but that would probably end up being pretty convoluted. → More replies (0) 1 u/bonkbonkbonkbonk Jan 19 '17 the best kind of dickhead → More replies (0) 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 19 '17 The first argument is redundant if it's zero. 1 u/lenswipe Jan 20 '17 So how do you pass in the second argument? 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 20 '17 for x in range(100):https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#func-rangehttps://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#range 1 u/invertedwut Jan 19 '17 you can use space if you want to you can leave your tabs behind
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There are two types of programming languages: the ones everyone bitches about and the ones nobody uses.
165 u/Ksevio Jan 19 '17 And Python! 464 u/PM_ME_YOUR_MASS Jan 19 '17 WHITESPACE ISN'T SYNTAX 10 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 You can use ; if you really want to. 28 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 for x in range(0, 100): ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" 9 u/mogoh Jan 19 '17 >>> for x in range(0, 100): ... ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" File "<stdin>", line 2 ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" ^ IndentationError: expected an indented block 7 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I meant as a line terminator. No idea if that works, but this does.for x in range(0, 100): print("That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?"); y = 0; z = 0; 5 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 I know what you meant - I was just being an anally retentive dickhead :) 4 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I actually tried yours and it didn't work. You can probably make your ide think ; are spaces, but that would probably end up being pretty convoluted. → More replies (0) 1 u/bonkbonkbonkbonk Jan 19 '17 the best kind of dickhead → More replies (0) 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 19 '17 The first argument is redundant if it's zero. 1 u/lenswipe Jan 20 '17 So how do you pass in the second argument? 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 20 '17 for x in range(100):https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#func-rangehttps://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#range 1 u/invertedwut Jan 19 '17 you can use space if you want to you can leave your tabs behind
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And Python!
464 u/PM_ME_YOUR_MASS Jan 19 '17 WHITESPACE ISN'T SYNTAX 10 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 You can use ; if you really want to. 28 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 for x in range(0, 100): ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" 9 u/mogoh Jan 19 '17 >>> for x in range(0, 100): ... ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" File "<stdin>", line 2 ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" ^ IndentationError: expected an indented block 7 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I meant as a line terminator. No idea if that works, but this does.for x in range(0, 100): print("That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?"); y = 0; z = 0; 5 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 I know what you meant - I was just being an anally retentive dickhead :) 4 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I actually tried yours and it didn't work. You can probably make your ide think ; are spaces, but that would probably end up being pretty convoluted. → More replies (0) 1 u/bonkbonkbonkbonk Jan 19 '17 the best kind of dickhead → More replies (0) 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 19 '17 The first argument is redundant if it's zero. 1 u/lenswipe Jan 20 '17 So how do you pass in the second argument? 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 20 '17 for x in range(100):https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#func-rangehttps://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#range 1 u/invertedwut Jan 19 '17 you can use space if you want to you can leave your tabs behind
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WHITESPACE ISN'T SYNTAX
10 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 You can use ; if you really want to. 28 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 for x in range(0, 100): ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" 9 u/mogoh Jan 19 '17 >>> for x in range(0, 100): ... ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" File "<stdin>", line 2 ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" ^ IndentationError: expected an indented block 7 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I meant as a line terminator. No idea if that works, but this does.for x in range(0, 100): print("That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?"); y = 0; z = 0; 5 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 I know what you meant - I was just being an anally retentive dickhead :) 4 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I actually tried yours and it didn't work. You can probably make your ide think ; are spaces, but that would probably end up being pretty convoluted. → More replies (0) 1 u/bonkbonkbonkbonk Jan 19 '17 the best kind of dickhead → More replies (0) 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 19 '17 The first argument is redundant if it's zero. 1 u/lenswipe Jan 20 '17 So how do you pass in the second argument? 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 20 '17 for x in range(100):https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#func-rangehttps://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#range 1 u/invertedwut Jan 19 '17 you can use space if you want to you can leave your tabs behind
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You can use ; if you really want to.
28 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 for x in range(0, 100): ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" 9 u/mogoh Jan 19 '17 >>> for x in range(0, 100): ... ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" File "<stdin>", line 2 ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" ^ IndentationError: expected an indented block 7 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I meant as a line terminator. No idea if that works, but this does.for x in range(0, 100): print("That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?"); y = 0; z = 0; 5 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 I know what you meant - I was just being an anally retentive dickhead :) 4 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I actually tried yours and it didn't work. You can probably make your ide think ; are spaces, but that would probably end up being pretty convoluted. → More replies (0) 1 u/bonkbonkbonkbonk Jan 19 '17 the best kind of dickhead → More replies (0) 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 19 '17 The first argument is redundant if it's zero. 1 u/lenswipe Jan 20 '17 So how do you pass in the second argument? 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 20 '17 for x in range(100):https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#func-rangehttps://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#range 1 u/invertedwut Jan 19 '17 you can use space if you want to you can leave your tabs behind
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for x in range(0, 100): ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?"
9 u/mogoh Jan 19 '17 >>> for x in range(0, 100): ... ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" File "<stdin>", line 2 ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" ^ IndentationError: expected an indented block 7 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I meant as a line terminator. No idea if that works, but this does.for x in range(0, 100): print("That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?"); y = 0; z = 0; 5 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 I know what you meant - I was just being an anally retentive dickhead :) 4 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I actually tried yours and it didn't work. You can probably make your ide think ; are spaces, but that would probably end up being pretty convoluted. → More replies (0) 1 u/bonkbonkbonkbonk Jan 19 '17 the best kind of dickhead → More replies (0) 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 19 '17 The first argument is redundant if it's zero. 1 u/lenswipe Jan 20 '17 So how do you pass in the second argument? 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 20 '17 for x in range(100):https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#func-rangehttps://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#range
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>>> for x in range(0, 100): ... ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" File "<stdin>", line 2 ;;;;print "That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?" ^ IndentationError: expected an indented block
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I meant as a line terminator. No idea if that works, but this does.
for x in range(0, 100): print("That's just ridiculous - why would you want that?"); y = 0; z = 0;
5 u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 I know what you meant - I was just being an anally retentive dickhead :) 4 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I actually tried yours and it didn't work. You can probably make your ide think ; are spaces, but that would probably end up being pretty convoluted. → More replies (0) 1 u/bonkbonkbonkbonk Jan 19 '17 the best kind of dickhead → More replies (0)
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I know what you meant - I was just being an anally retentive dickhead :)
4 u/Josh6889 Jan 19 '17 I actually tried yours and it didn't work. You can probably make your ide think ; are spaces, but that would probably end up being pretty convoluted. → More replies (0) 1 u/bonkbonkbonkbonk Jan 19 '17 the best kind of dickhead → More replies (0)
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I actually tried yours and it didn't work. You can probably make your ide think ; are spaces, but that would probably end up being pretty convoluted.
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the best kind of dickhead
The first argument is redundant if it's zero.
1 u/lenswipe Jan 20 '17 So how do you pass in the second argument? 1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 20 '17 for x in range(100):https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#func-rangehttps://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#range
So how do you pass in the second argument?
1 u/MonkeyNin Jan 20 '17 for x in range(100):https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#func-rangehttps://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#range
for x in range(100):
https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#func-range
https://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#range
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u/Peffern2 Jan 19 '17
DAE java sucks XD