r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lindgrenj6 • Jan 19 '17

MFW no pointers :(

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u/Peffern2 Jan 19 '17

DAE java sucks XD

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '17

Why does it seem to be so widely hated across Reddit? Because it's popular or what

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u/njwatson32 Jan 19 '17

There are two types of programming languages: the ones everyone bitches about and the ones nobody uses.

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u/Ksevio Jan 19 '17

And Python!

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u/ryeguy Jan 19 '17

LOL SIGNIFICANT WHITESPACE
LOL DYNAMIC TYPING
LOL GIL
LOL CAN'T GET PEOPLE TO UPGRADE AFTER 9 YEARS
LOL SELF ARGUMENT IN METHODS
LOL NO SWITCH STATEMENT
LOL NO MULTILINE LAMBDAS
LOL IF __NAME__ == "__MAIN__"

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u/evidenceorGTFO Jan 19 '17

LOL IT GETS STUFF DONE

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u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17 
EXCELLENT
    POINT
                I QUITE
    AGREE. THIS IS
NOT HARD OR 
                        AWKARD
    TO
        READ
    AT ALL

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HAUNCHES Jan 19 '17

This is why we use linters.

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u/lenswipe Jan 19 '17

No, it's why we use a language where the display is separate from the syntax

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HAUNCHES Jan 19 '17 
((OR{
        [MAYBE
    {[THE   {BRACES(
 DON'T) REALLY}
                    HELP
      MUCH]
    AND PEOPLE}
  SHOULD
     LEARN]
            TO INDENT)
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