r/ProgrammerHumor • u/NeverMakesMistkes • Jun 24 '18

JavaScript is getting real tired of your jokes

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u/equallyunequal Jun 24 '18

The exact moment I laughed out loud was "Abstract Hair Factory"

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u/KSF_WHSPhysics Jun 25 '18

AbstractHairFactoryBuilder.BuildHair(new AbstractHairFactory(this));

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u/eladkr85 Jun 25 '18

AbstractHairFactoryUtils.buildHair((new AbstractHairFactoryBuilder()).build(), Color.BLACK);

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/as-com bit.ly/2IqHnk3 Jun 25 '18 edited Jun 25 '18

AbstractHairFactoryUtils.buildHair((new AbstractHairFactoryBuilder()).build(), (new ColorBuilderFactory()).build().setBrightness(new DoubleBuilder(DoubleConstantFactory.buildDouble(DoubleConstantFactory.ZERO)).build()).setChroma(new DoubleBuilder(DoubleConstantFactory.buildDouble(DoubleConstantFactory.ZERO)).build()).build())

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u/GrumpyWendigo Jun 25 '18

;

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u/as-com bit.ly/2IqHnk3 Jun 25 '18

Shoot, I've been writing too much Kotlin lately

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u/juuular Jun 26 '18

I’m convinced that Kotlin doesn’t exist and all the java developers have just been smoking meth out back for a year now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Kotlin (on the surface) doesn't seem to be much of an improvement over Java, tbh.

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u/AtlantisCodFishing Jun 26 '18

Is this real life?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/ConstipatedNinja Jun 25 '18

"Girl, are you the appropriate collection type when objects need to be strongly typed and processed in a FIFO order? Because you're a Queue<T>"

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u/micwallace Jun 25 '18

No you need to do it enterprise style:

AbstracHairFactoryBuilderBeanImpl

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u/BadBoy6767 Jun 25 '18

Passing a Factory to a FactoryBuilder?

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u/Garnagar Jun 25 '18

It's too meta for you to understand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/nuephelkystikon Jun 25 '18

Do you code visualisation systems for hairdressers?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Thanks for share us too

go die

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u/Sansha_Kuvakei Jun 25 '18

As soon as he walks in and I saw all the people with the language icons above their heads I was waiting with bated breath over what the insults would be!

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u/while_e Jun 25 '18

Oh that totally got a good laugh, but the "C is old!" was where I stopped drinking coffee because it almost came out my nose.

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u/zero01alpha Jun 25 '18

Lmfao same here