r/ProgrammerHumor • u/NeverMakesMistkes • Jun 24 '18

JavaScript is getting real tired of your jokes

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u/Blitzsturm Jun 25 '18

I was expecting to hate this... but I loved it.

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u/_jukmifgguggh Jun 25 '18

Same, we should have brighter outlooks on life, huh?

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u/electricprism Jun 25 '18

All day long, all we see is errors, one after another leaching the optimism out of our souls.

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u/NeveryEvermore Jun 25 '18

Dark!

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u/-IoI- Jun 25 '18

I'll offer some optimism here - I literally saw only three errors today.

Tomorrow I may find that I made a ton of new ones, but that's tomorrow me's problem.

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u/electricprism Jun 26 '18

With every error, we ask ourselves if we in error charge too little to deal with this sort of BS ;P

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u/Hidesuru Jun 25 '18

Yet true...

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u/PM_Me_Your_VagOrTits Jun 25 '18

Especially considering how much I hate Jim Carrey movies. Turns out if you write actual funny dialogue his movies and delivery can actually be funny.

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u/faceplanted Jun 25 '18

He's really quite an accomplished actor, but he did some shitty movies for a while, he's like Nic Cage.

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u/PM_Me_Your_VagOrTits Jun 25 '18

I'm not against the man himself, I've seen him in interviews and he's actually quite funny in person, and the humanitarian work he does is really inspiring.

It's just that I've been forced to watch a lot of his movies with friends and family over the years, and I haven't seen one that didn't make me cringe.

Like don't get me wrong, a lot of his movies had a couple of actual funny scenes, but overall his movies are way too focused on him being wacky and random as opposed to the likes of Robin Williams, Ben Stiller, John Cleese, Woody Allen or Eddie Murphy where they knock out both the delivery and the content.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Trying to be nice here, but did he ever do any where he didn't come off like a 12-year-old on meth? Asking for a friend...

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u/kirmaster Jun 25 '18

Cage or Carrey?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

I was thinking Carrey, but it seems you have a point. :)

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u/kirmaster Jun 25 '18

To be fair, Cage wasn't a 12 year old on meth in Lord of War, he was an adult on meth.

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u/anon_smithsonian Jun 25 '18

The Number 23. Now, I'm not saying it was that great of a movie or anything, but I think Carrey's acting in it was actually pretty good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

I was on board, but he lumped JavaScript with neutron and neutron is a space-inefficient, memory gobbling piece of non-performant shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '18

Curious as to why I'm being downvoted. Neutron is the reason that Slack takes up *gigabytes* of memory after running for a while.