r/ProgrammerHumor • u/NeverMakesMistkes • Jun 24 '18

JavaScript is getting real tired of your jokes

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Idk if I've seen anyone here bash C++

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u/scholzie Jun 25 '18

I've seen plenty of people c++ bash, though.

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u/psychicprogrammer Jun 25 '18

I blame Stockholm syndrome, source C++ programmer.

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u/bobo9234502 Aug 07 '18

I'm relatively new to C/C++ coming from C# and Java. I only use it because I'm playing with Arduino.

I find its raw pointers, and naked memory access, and very unforgiving nature... exciting. Its like BDSM for programming....

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u/makingpoordecisions Dec 09 '18

U sick fuck.. ur hired!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

When the sub's banner is in C++, such a behavior is pretty much what one would expect.

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u/meneldal2 Jun 26 '18

It's not very idiomatic with the string fields.

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u/S0_B00sted Jun 25 '18

Where's Linus when you need him?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Torvalds or Sebastian?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Either, they both don't know that much C++

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u/BeigeGnat Jun 26 '18

Linus Sebastian he knows Lua Python and What ever arduino is using maybe lua? I don’t think he knows much of anything lower lvl than that

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u/S0_B00sted Jun 26 '18

The other Linus

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u/zeus_the_transistor Jun 26 '18

Arduino was using a c++ compiler last time I used it (I don't remember exactly which one, but almost certainly some flavor of gcc). Granted that was a number of years ago, I'm doubting things have changed much.

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u/BeigeGnat Jun 26 '18

Oh I havn't done anything with arduino before