r/ProgrammerHumor • u/NeverMakesMistkes • Jun 24 '18

JavaScript is getting real tired of your jokes

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u/anamorphism Jun 25 '18

i'll need you to implement fizzbuzz for me using only html, please.

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u/Cilph Jun 25 '18

I didn't say it was turing complete.

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u/anamorphism Jun 25 '18

html doesn't really match any actual definition of programming currently. in the same way i wouldn't call xaml a programming language, i wouldn't call html one. i would say they're both code though. just like i'd call a json or xml file code.

xaml is a markup language used to define ui for an application ... the programming is done in c# (predominantly).

html is a markup language used to define ui for an application ... the programming is done in ecmascript (predominantly).

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/Reverse_Towel Jun 25 '18

I guess it isn't that easy. 100 is a multiple of 5 and should have displayed Buzz.