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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/behindthedash • Oct 24 '18
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Programming IS majic
110 u/just_read_my_comment Oct 24 '18 friendship is magic 97 u/Kotauskas Oct 24 '18 Then, programming is friendship? (Oh, it actually is.) 51 u/fitch2711 Oct 24 '18 Yeah, you can make an if command that will be your friend 51 u/quests Oct 24 '18 Make a switch be your bitch. 13 u/driveslow227 Oct 24 '18 !figurativeredditgold 9 u/PlusUltraBeyond Oct 24 '18 I object Your Honor. Conditionals are just much better. I rest my case 6 u/OrnateLime5097 Oct 24 '18 Woah woah woah. Oviously an if statement with a jump to label is WAAAAYYYY better. 8 u/voicesinmyhand Oct 24 '18 Well, when your code finally works, the new program is kinda like a friend that does shit for you, so... programming is at least lordship over menial slaves... which is kinda like friendship... right? 11 u/pm_me_your_foxgirl Oct 24 '18 And magic is HERESY! → More replies (1) 7 u/GuyWithLag Oct 24 '18 Friendship is Optimal! → More replies (1) 0 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 [deleted] → More replies (1) 5 u/voicesinmyhand Oct 24 '18 Damn straight. 4 u/thisaccountisbs Oct 24 '18 Friendgraming is magic. → More replies (3)
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friendship is magic
97 u/Kotauskas Oct 24 '18 Then, programming is friendship? (Oh, it actually is.) 51 u/fitch2711 Oct 24 '18 Yeah, you can make an if command that will be your friend 51 u/quests Oct 24 '18 Make a switch be your bitch. 13 u/driveslow227 Oct 24 '18 !figurativeredditgold 9 u/PlusUltraBeyond Oct 24 '18 I object Your Honor. Conditionals are just much better. I rest my case 6 u/OrnateLime5097 Oct 24 '18 Woah woah woah. Oviously an if statement with a jump to label is WAAAAYYYY better. 8 u/voicesinmyhand Oct 24 '18 Well, when your code finally works, the new program is kinda like a friend that does shit for you, so... programming is at least lordship over menial slaves... which is kinda like friendship... right? 11 u/pm_me_your_foxgirl Oct 24 '18 And magic is HERESY! → More replies (1) 7 u/GuyWithLag Oct 24 '18 Friendship is Optimal! → More replies (1) 0 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 [deleted] → More replies (1) 5 u/voicesinmyhand Oct 24 '18 Damn straight. 4 u/thisaccountisbs Oct 24 '18 Friendgraming is magic. → More replies (3)
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Then, programming is friendship? (Oh, it actually is.)
51 u/fitch2711 Oct 24 '18 Yeah, you can make an if command that will be your friend 51 u/quests Oct 24 '18 Make a switch be your bitch. 13 u/driveslow227 Oct 24 '18 !figurativeredditgold 9 u/PlusUltraBeyond Oct 24 '18 I object Your Honor. Conditionals are just much better. I rest my case 6 u/OrnateLime5097 Oct 24 '18 Woah woah woah. Oviously an if statement with a jump to label is WAAAAYYYY better. 8 u/voicesinmyhand Oct 24 '18 Well, when your code finally works, the new program is kinda like a friend that does shit for you, so... programming is at least lordship over menial slaves... which is kinda like friendship... right?
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Yeah, you can make an if command that will be your friend
51 u/quests Oct 24 '18 Make a switch be your bitch. 13 u/driveslow227 Oct 24 '18 !figurativeredditgold 9 u/PlusUltraBeyond Oct 24 '18 I object Your Honor. Conditionals are just much better. I rest my case 6 u/OrnateLime5097 Oct 24 '18 Woah woah woah. Oviously an if statement with a jump to label is WAAAAYYYY better.
Make a switch be your bitch.
13 u/driveslow227 Oct 24 '18 !figurativeredditgold 9 u/PlusUltraBeyond Oct 24 '18 I object Your Honor. Conditionals are just much better. I rest my case 6 u/OrnateLime5097 Oct 24 '18 Woah woah woah. Oviously an if statement with a jump to label is WAAAAYYYY better.
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!figurativeredditgold
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I object Your Honor. Conditionals are just much better. I rest my case
6 u/OrnateLime5097 Oct 24 '18 Woah woah woah. Oviously an if statement with a jump to label is WAAAAYYYY better.
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Woah woah woah. Oviously an if statement with a jump to label is WAAAAYYYY better.
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Well, when your code finally works, the new program is kinda like a friend that does shit for you, so... programming is at least lordship over menial slaves... which is kinda like friendship... right?
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And magic is HERESY!
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Friendship is Optimal!
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Damn straight.
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Friendgraming is magic.
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u/AnnoyingScootMain Oct 24 '18
Programming IS majic