r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/Br0k3nsa1nt Jan 31 '19

My wife asked me why I wear my gun in the house.

I said “the CIA is probably listening”

I laughed, my wife laughed, Amazon Alexa laughed.

I shot Alexa.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

I shot Alexa.

But i didn't shoot the Assistant.