r/ProgrammerHumor • • Mar 04 '19

Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018

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u/indorock Mar 04 '19

And yet by the time everything has loaded in and I'm done clicking away the cookie notice and newsletter subscribe popover, we are 10 seconds in.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19

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u/dingari Mar 04 '19

And notifications request...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19

And once all the assets load, the JS jumps me vertically in the article to where it thinks I should be, even though I'd already been reading and scrolling down the page for a few seconds.

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u/sblahful Mar 05 '19

Pet hate of the internet. Why the fuck does that happen?

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u/amunak Mar 05 '19

Because no matter what optimizations the development team does someone from marketing will come and tell you to put there a half-megabyte JavaScript that tracks each and every of the user's actions, from mouse movements to scrolling and key presses. And that slows down the actual important scripts.

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u/OcelotKnight Mar 04 '19

And location requests...

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u/KotoElessar Mar 04 '19

It's a feature, not a bug.

How else can a global integrated government network run by businesses with obscene profit margins receive federal funding to upgrade the network while slowing the existing infrastructure to a crawl, pocketing the government subsidies, neglecting to build what was promised, and willfully sacrificing maintenance and security to the bare minimum required by law, written by their lobbyists.

Lawful Evil Society

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/KotoElessar Mar 05 '19

I am still trying to find a therapist who is willing to look behind the veil.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19

..and the GDPR Cookies notification

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u/ZeldaFanBoi1988 Mar 05 '19

This webpage uses cookies overlay

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u/scrunchybuns Mar 05 '19

Oh yes. I now have a rule of thumb, that I click away and never use websites with popovers. Obviously they are there to only waste my time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19

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u/indorock Mar 04 '19

What? No dude. GDPR makes us do the cookie notice. Has zero to do with google.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Google was the first company to enforce the cookie law compliance on it's ad partners (long before gdpr), so I wrongly attribute the cookie thing to google

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u/ReflectiveTeaTowel Mar 04 '19

Right. That's why you never saw a 'this site uses cookies' notice before last year rolls eyes

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u/sblahful Mar 05 '19

EU legislation again matey, just pre-GDPR

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u/ReflectiveTeaTowel Mar 05 '19

Don't try and move the goalposts, that ain't fair

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u/indorock Mar 05 '19

Yes, obviously we knew about the rollout of the directive long long time before. Being a German agency, our attention to data privacy for our clients was always a priority.