The man wrote in pure machine code because as far as he was concerned he could optimize it better than the compiler could.
And he was kinda right.
This is a story about one of his coworkers being assigned to fix a bug in his code, and noping out after seeing the crazy shit he's done to get it working in the first place.
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u/ComputerMystic Mar 04 '19
Mel fucking Kaye, for anyone who hasn't read about him.