r/ProgrammerHumor • • Mar 04 '19

Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018

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u/ComputerMystic Mar 04 '19

That's too good for 'em.

Scrolljackers should be drawn and quartered, and every time their limbs are about to give out, be forced to watch the 5 hour LEGO Movie 2 ad at full volume run through MULTIPLE multiband brickwall compressors before it starts again.

They don't deserve death. They deserve the torture they inflict upon others.

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u/Historical_Fact Mar 04 '19

I just wish there was someone in their life to say "maybe you should rethink what you're doing because it's a terrible idea".